
December 31, 2004
New York, NY
Kaiju Heroes Save New Year’s Eve!
Just minutes after the dawn of 2005, Kaiju Rogue Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle crashed the stage at the Irving Plaza where electro-funk rock band Particle was playing before thousands of innocent humans. A stage manager attempted to usher Soup offstage but was dis-armed by the killer can and his razor sharp cleaver. Terrified, the band rushed offstage, as Soup continued his rampage. As the crowd began to scatter, Louden Noxious, who happened to be attending the performance in a VIP capacity, leapt onstage and called for a Kaiju Hero to intervene. Luckily Dusto Bunny heeded the call, and after a short skirmish, Soup got served!
The chaos wasn’t over however. A few minutes later, Los Plantanos were giving Kaiju presents to the crowd, when The Grudyin reared its ugly head. Destroying the presents Pablo and Pedro had brought for the audience, The Grudyin instigated a mini-Battel, despite the Plantains attempts to pacify him with a series of thoughtful gifts (deodorant, flea and tick powder, toothbrush). Just when it looked like The Grudyin might kick off the New Year with a bang by slaying Los Plantanos, Neo Teppen arrived, beating the beast silly, before boxing him up and shipping him straight back to Dr. Cube.
With the night saved, the Heroes, Particle, Buckethead, and Peelander-Z celebrated well into the evening, knowing that at least for the first night of 2005, good triumphed over evil!
Results
Dusto Bunny def Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle
Neo Teppen def The Grudyin
