February 21, 2007
Boston, MA
Before the opening ceremony had even begun, Kaiju’s historical TV pilot was interrupted by the Space Pirate Giii. He caused quite a ruckus until the Hero-In-Training stepped in to pacify the intergalactic swashbuckler. It took more than a H.I.T. to subdue Giii and fortunately, Neo Teppen and Tadd Bradley were on deck to save the day. In Battel 2, the Apes of Wrath grappled with the Sea Amigos for the Double Danger Tag Team belts. Both D.W.C. III and Hell Monkey fought each other for a belt and ultimately, it was the jungle that beat the ocean in this fight. The results of Battel 3 found Powa Ranjuru readily defeating a zombie Pablo Plantain and Dr. Cube’s wicked henchman, the Silver Potato. Battel 4 was less of a “battel” and more of a wild dance soiree. Super Wrong entered the wring with a gang of backup dancers, 3-2-1 Party! and even confetti cannons. But it wasn’t enough to fend off the strength of Dusto Bunny who, in due course, stuffed Super Wrong in the Mocky Tomb of Doom. Dusto didn’t take the victory too seriously though, and in the positive spirit of the Battel activities, danced off with Super Wrong into the night! Finally, Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle clashed against the baddest guy of them all, Dr. Cube. Seeking revenge on Uchu Chu who was earlier mauled by a pair of towering Super Minions, the Swarm unleashed an insectoid attack on both the Cube and the Can. But leave it to the Cube and the Can to team up with all their might to exterminate the creepy crawlers. This team clearly wasn’t going to stick together for very long and after two back-to-back five-fingered chowder fists, Soup picked up the Championship belt and the baby Sky Deviler, leaving Dr. Cube defeated and dejected. February 21, 2007, Avalon, Boston, MA
Filmed Before a Live Audience!
Kaiju Big Battel: The TV Pilot was a monumental moment in television history – Kaiju’s first live TV taping! Get a glimpse of all the Kaiju action by clicking on each Battel in the Bideo Guide. Each link in the Battel recaps will channel-surf to a new full color photo of the Battel action, courtesy of ace Kaiju photographer Ariele Hertzoff.
Battel 1: Hero In Training vs Giii the Space Pirate
The ribbon wasn’t even cut, when Kaiju’s historical TV pilot was busted up by the astro-buccaneer/mercenary Giii the Space Pirate. On the payroll of Dr. Cube, Giii tore up the Big Ring and menaced all, until the Hero In Training (H.I.T.) passed his gut check test, and came to clean house. Unfortunately, no amount of itern spunk could overcome Giii’s experience and he quickly shivered the H.I.T.’s timbers. Luckily, Neo Teppen and Tadd Braddley were there to save the day and make everyone realize that pirates are sooooo 2005.
Battel 2: Apes of Wraths vs Sea Amigos
In this Double Danger Tag Team Tandem Battel the brand new tag belts were at stake, and Dr. Cube dispatched his furious georges, Hell Monkey & The Grudyin, to represent the Posse. The Sea Amigos weren’t just going to roll over however. When jungle met ocean, the ecosystem-clash left the Avalon Boston devastated, and both D.W. Cycloptopuss III and Hell Monkey grasping one of the Belts. The Apes showed that they were the alpha males though, and beat the aquatic trio down before walking away with both the belts.
Battel 3: Pedro Plantian vs Silver Potato
Before the Battel began, the nefarious Dr. Cube nearly shut down the city before snatching the Sky Deviler egg and introducing his wicked henchman, Silver Potato. The Hero-turned-murderer soon found himself at the mercy of the very angry, chainsaw-wielding, Pedro Plantain. A zombie Pablo Plantain soon emerged to double team Pedro however, and the rotten Potato managed to get the drop on the remaining half of Los Plantanos. The odds were evened though when Powa Ranjuru made the save and dispatched both the zombie and Potato with ease.
Battel 4: Dusto Bunny vs Super Wrong
The rules were simple – first one to stuff their opponent into the Mocky Tomb of Doom would be the winner. For such a monumental Battel, Super Wrong planned a special entrance complete with confetti cannons and backup dancers 3-2-1 Party!. For a moment it even looked like Super Wrong could match up with Dusto Bunny. But in the end, Dusto’s Heroic strength was too much for Super Wrong to handle and he wasted no time stuffing the dancing fool into the Mocky box, before slamming the lid on the match. Being a kind and wise Hero, Dusto then offered his hand to Super Wrong in friendship and together they danced the night away.
Battel 5: Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle vs Dr. Cube
Soup’s first choice for an opponent, Uchu Chu the Space Bug, was jumped by a pair of towering Super Minions before he could even enter the ring. So instead of the bug, Kung-Fu got the baddest guy of all – Dr. Cube! The Swarm had other ideas however, and unleashed an insectoid attack on both Cube and the Can, seeking revenge on behalf of their leader. Only by combining their forces were the two mortal enemies able to exterminate the creepy crawlers.
With the bugs zapped, Cube unleashed a terrifying attack featuring the malpractice technique, a barrage of fists, and the devastating iconoclysm. Amazingly, Soup was able to weather the storm and after countering with two back-to-back five-fingered chowder fists, picked up the pin to retain the Championship Belt, and leave the dangerous Dr. Cube down and out.
Results
Giii The Space Pirate def Sun Buster
Kaiju Double Danger Tandem Title Match: Hell Monkey (c) & The Grudyin def D.W. Cycloptopuss III (c) & Unibouzu (D.W. Cycloptopuss III & Hell Monkey are still recognized as the champions)
Pedro Plantain & Power Ranjuru def Evil Potato & Zombie Plantain
Mocky Tomb Of Doom Match: Dusto Bunny def Super Wrong
Kaiju Grand Championship Match: Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle (c) def Dr. Cube (Title Later Vacated)
Kaiju Big Battel 