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French Toast, Beloved Kaiju Hero, Dead at 103 Years Old

–From the Kaiju Big Battel Facebook Page:

Kaiju Big Battel friends and family, we have bad news… Some time last month, there was a flood at HQ while many monsters were in stasis, healing up for the next fighto. French Toast was the only conscious Hero nearby, and he bravely sacrificed himself to protect the other monsters. The flood left our Parisian Pugilist far beyond soggy. He wilted away under the immense pressure of the flood, leaving behind only trace DNA.

The good news: WE CAN REBUILD HIM. WE CAN MAKE HIM STRONGER. FRENCH TOAST CAN FIGHTO AGAIN. But alas, we are at the mercy of the KRC Budget. We are making a humble plea with anyone who is a fan of FRENCH TOAST. We don’t make this lightly, and can offer humble rewards and thanks as a means of recompense.

Beginning today, we are starting the FRENCH TOAST RESTORATION FUND! These funds will go towards a full reconstruction of everyone’s favorite Breakfast Brawler! For anyone who donates $20 or more, we are willing to send off a piece of French Toast merch from our beloved Waffled Hero.

Paypal – send to randy@kaiju.com

French Toast was born Gaston Bourzat in Grenoble, France, in 1920. A tall, scrawny orphan, and a culinary student specializing in pastry, Bourzat attempted to join the French resistance against the Axis powers, but was rejected due to his frail body. Bourzat was eventually recruited for the Super-Syrup project, allowing him to transform at will into a giant waffle being, with peak strength, agility, stamina, and intelligence.

Presumed dead near the end of the war, alpine hikers discovered French Toast’s body frozen in a glacier, preserved in the block of ice since 1944. He had survived because of his Super Syrup enhancements, but, due to his prolonged deep freeze, he could no longer revert to his human form.

French Toast was quickly offered membership into the European Division of Kaiju Big Battel, where he would assume the mantle of Kaiju Big Battel Le European Champion.

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