Shin-Kiba 1st RING (Kaiju 139)

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“Kaiju Big Battel Emergency Order Battle 10-10”
Date: October 10th
Venue: Shinkiba 1st RING
Start time: 19:00
Audience not open to the public

▼FIGHTO 1
●Cycloptopuss
630° Senton → Body Lock
○Silver Potato

▼FIGHTO 2
●Dusto Bunny
body press → pin
○Erubus

▼FIGHTO 3
●Eargernon/Derano
Frog Splash → Body Lock
○American Beetle／Powa Ranjuru

▼FIGHTO 4
●Tucor:
Right straight → pin
○Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle

▼FIGHTO 5
○Burger Bear
reverse splash → pin
●Bear Ranger

▼FIGHTO 6 ~KAIJU GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP~
●Dr.Cube/Hell Monkey
Diving Headbutt → Shrimp Hold
○Unicorn Party/Lingerie Mutoh

The 30th anniversary of the Big Monster Battle comes to Japan for the first time! The Unicorn Party, who defeated Dr. Cube and the monsters, become the new champions! Lingerie Muto gets the treasure hidden in Shinkiba, bringing the event to a close!

opening

　Launched in 1994, “Kaiju Big Battel” is a public fight event planned by the Kaiju Commissioners of the Kaiju Regulatory Committee (KRC) to protect the safety of the Earth from evil Kaiju scattered throughout the galaxy and the schemes of Dr. Cube, a genius who creates Kaiju created by Nazi biological experiments. This
　event, held under the highest level of security to prevent human casualties, celebrated its 30th anniversary while protecting millions of lives and private property as Kaiju go on a rampage.
　On this day, which was the first visit to Japan, Kaiju and Kaiju heroes battled it out in Tokyo.

　An English ring announcer and a mysterious Japanese masked man appeared on the TOKYO monument towering over the Shinkiba ring. They excited the crowd, but Cycloptopus and Silver Potato burst in and the fight began.　

Match 1

　Silver Potato, a former galactic pizza delivery man, went through an infinity portal to deliver pizza to a time traveler, but the infinity portal was destroyed and he was unable to return to the timeline he was in. In his current timeline, Silver Potato has repeatedly thwarted Dr. Cube’s evil schemes and joined the ranks of the Kaiju heroes.

　On the other hand, DW Cycloptopus III is a spy from the underwater kingdom of Seatopia who came to America to study, unable to bear the fishing, pollution, and underwater nuclear testing by humans. However, he became corrupted by the carefree lifestyle of humans, and when his father found out, he stopped sending him money, so he joined the battle to earn some pocket money.

　As Cycloptopus knocked down a building, Potato delivered a dropkick to him, sending him flying into the corner, and the referee entered the ring to begin the match.

　After an exchange of childish punches, Potato hits a tornado-style elbow smash. He then knocks Cycloptomus away with a lariat, but Cycloptomus aims for a building to kill civilians. Potato lifts the building up and rescues him, but the Samson Clutch only gets two.

　As Potato complains to the referee, Cycloptomus hits him with a double chop from behind, then lifts Bill and slams him into the corner. Potato catches him, but Cycloptomus crushes Bill with a skewering body splash, then picks up Potato and slams him onto the bill for a two-count.

　Cycloptomus sets the building in the center of the ring and stomps on it, destroying it. Cycloptomus, pleased with the loud booing, tries to pierce Potato, but Potato dodges and self-destructs. Potato hits a piercing somersault kick, then hits a brainbuster, then hits a Valkyrie Splash from the second rope for a two-count.

　Potato hits Cycloptomus with a crab hold and slams him into a building, then climbs to the corner and hits a shooting star press, but Cycloptomus dodges and self-destructs, then stands up and pushes him into the front rope with a headlock, causing him to suffer.
　When the referee warns him, he chokes him and hits him with a neck hanging bomb, but only gets two.

　Cycloptomus swung him into the ropes and hit him with a spinning side buster, but only got a two fall.

　Cycloptomus lifted the Tokyo Tower and tried to throw it at Potato, but Potato intercepted with a gut shot and caught the Tokyo Tower. However, when Cycloptomus ran in, the tip of the Tokyo Tower pierced his torso, and Potato slammed the Tokyo Tower into the top of Cycloptomus’s head, knocking him unconscious. Potato placed as many giant buildings as he could on top of Cycloptomus and dropped a 630° Senton for the pin. This got the three count.

　After the match, Potato found a mysterious map, and it was discovered that a treasure was hidden in Shinkiba 1stRING.

Match 2

　Born with an unpleasant appearance, Dust Bunny retreated into a cave, but thanks to the holy water flowing underground and the guidance of fate, he became the apprentice of a wise man. Armed with knowledge on a cosmic scale, Dust Bunny guides heroes like a prophet and fights every day as a counselor for troubled children.

On the other hand, Erebus is said to be a legendary beast that fed on nightmares killed by Greek heroes. Dr. Cube analyzed the DNA from one bone and combined it with the DNA of Elvis Presley to create a monster.

　When Dr. Cube entered the ring, the crowd booed. Cube looked puzzled and asked for applause, but when the crowd didn’t respond, he called out Erebus.

　Erebus gets on his knees and challenges Dust Bunny to an arm wrestling challenge. When Dust Bunny responds, it looks like Dust Bunny will win, but Erebus goes on a rampage and slams his knuckles into his face.
　Erebus lifts him up and throws him into the ropes, going for a lariat, but Dust Bunny dodges it and hits him with a bionic elbow. He then hits an elbow drop for a pin, but the referee doesn’t count, saying it hit his own arm too.
　Dust Bunny approaches Erebus, but Erebus slams him into the corner with a crab hold and goes for a choke attack. When the referee warns him, he lets go, hits a gut shot and a knuckle part. He then hits a gut shot and a series of reverse chops, but Dust Bunny counters with chops and a chin crusher, then a neckbreaker drop.
　Dust Bunny taunts Erebus, saying he should hit him, and when he receives a lariat from Erebus, he jumps to the ropes and exchanges lariats. This results in a draw, and a double down.

　Dust Bunny climbs to the corner, but Erebus picks up Bill and slams him into the top of his head, then lifts him up and slams him into Bill with a front flip for a two count.

　Erebus tries to throw, but Dust Bunny reverses it and slams him into the remains of a building, applying a Kimura Lock to the writhing Erebus. Erebus escapes and pushes him into the corner, but Erebus counters with a knuckle and a series of stabbing elbows. However, Dust Bunny stretches his leg to cut off the third hit, and hits a diving rolling neckbreaker from the second rope. He then grabs Erebus’ arm and slams him into the ring repeatedly, locking his arm for a pin, but Erebus stretches his leg to the ropes to break the hold.

　Dust Bunny throws him into the corner, but Erebus intercepts him with a spear, then jumps to the ropes and hits a running body press for the three count.

Match 3

　Eargernon is a monster created by Dr. Cube by extracting DNA information from the corpse of Dust Bunny’s student. He fights by using the giant ears on his back to find the enemy’s location, but his weakness is that he goes into convulsions when loud high-pitched sounds are heard.

　American Beetle was originally a selfish monster who was educated in fervent patriotism for America and used deceptive American strategies to deceive people with clever words, but he was blinded by Death Source in a battle with Hellmonkey.
　His disability awakened him to medical reform and democracy, and he embarked on a new path of justice, fighting not for policies but for all Americans.

　Eargernon appears in the ring with Delano, who was born from duck DNA, and Beetle finds himself in a two-on-one situation.
　A box falls where a shooting star fell, and a girl warrior named Power Rangel, who is Mei Kohiko, a girl who lived in Yokohama’s Chinatown, transforms into Power Rangel and comes to his aid.

　Power Rangel intercepts Eargernon, while Beetle shoulder tackles Delano, and then knuckles them down to make them fight each other.
　Beetle unleashes an Ultra Tiger Attack on Eargernon and Delano, who roll out of the ring. Beetle
　throws Eargernon into the ring, but Eargernon uses a gut shot to pin Beetle down, and Delano runs in with a bill, but Beetle dodges and hits Gernon by mistake. Beetle steals the bill from Delano’s gut shot and hits him in the face, then uses a knuckle to hit him with a gut shot. He then delivered a reverse chop, slammed him into the corner, and applied a headlock, tagging in Power Rangers.

　Power Rangel hits him with a gut shot, then hits him in the back, slams him into the corner and knuckles him again. He tries to swing him into the ropes, but Delano swings him back, and Yeargernon hits him from the apron. Delano swings Bill full force into Power Rangel’s face. Delano tags in Yeargernon.

　Eargernon stomps and then attacks with his tail. He then
　applies a sleeper hold with his tail, but the referee warns him. Delano grabs Power Rangel from the apron and Eargernon runs in with a bill and swings it at him, but Power Rangel dodges it and it hits Delano by mistake. Power Rangel takes the opportunity to hit Eargernon with a Schoolboy for two.
　Eargernon slams the bill into Power’s face and tags in Delano.

　Delano carries Power Rangel in a princess carry and Eargernon climbs to the second rope, but Power Rangel shoves Delano away and Delano’s beak hits Eargernon in the groin.
　Power Rangel hits Delano with a thrust kick and tags in Beetle.

　Beetle hits a double lariat, then hits lariats one after the other on Egernon and Delano. He then swings Egernon into the ropes, throws him with a German suplex, and hits a gut shot on Delano. He then goes for a plane throw, jumps to the ropes and hits a spinning elbow smash. Egernon tries to cut off the pin with a diving elbow, but Beetle dodges it and it hits Delano instead.
　Power Rangel stabs the handle of his hammer into Egernon’s ear at the back, and swings the hammer full force at Egernon’s writhing body. Beetle then hits a frog splash for the pin. That gets the three count.

Match 4

　Created by Dr. Cube by mixing the DNA of a gerbil and a toucan, Tucor became a flightless bird due to a mistake. With a righteous heart, he once attempted to escape but failed, and had half of his brain replaced by that of a serial killer, making him a ruthless instrument of terror.

　Kung Fu Chicken Noodle was originally a factory worker named Jet Ng at the Kung Fu Canned Food Company in Guangzhou. As the Y2K problem approached, his poor working conditions worsened, and he committed suicide by jumping into a giant pot of chicken soup. However, with his body and soul now soup-like, he was reborn as an invincible 120-ton soup can and fought as a ruthless and brutal fighter, but after adopting and raising Baby Skydevil, he reformed and is now active as a Kaiju hero.

　When the match started, Kung Fu followed up with a Kung Fu chop, a double knuckle, then he swung him into the ropes and took him down with a double chop, then a body press for a two-count.

　Kung Fu tries a skewer attack, but Tukor dodges it and swings Bill at Kung Fu. He crushes Kung Fu, beats him up, and jumps to the ropes to perform a senton.
　He hits Kung Fu’s dented head, and then beats him up with a bill in each hand.
　Tukor tries to open a can with a woodpecker attack, but Kung Fu escapes with a headbutt, but becomes dizzy. Dr. Cube’s minions then enter the ring and beat him up, pushing Kung Fu into the corner, where Tukor presses a bill against Kung Fu’s head and hits him with a skewer headbutt.

　The minions set Kung Fu in the center of the ring, and when Tukor climbs up to the corner, Sky Deviler comes to his aid and throws the minions away one by one. Sky Deviler withstands Tukor’s double chop and delivers an uppercut with both knuckles. He then slams him down with a shoulder throw, but the revived minions push Sky Deviler into the corner. However, Sky Deviler threw his minion away and slammed it into Tukor, who caught the minion and knocked him down with a lariat.
　Kung Fu hit Tukor with a series of lariats, threw him away with a front suplex and set Bill up.
　Kung Fu slammed Tukor into Bill with a right straight and got the three count.

Game 5

　Burger Bear is a hybrid monster of a bear and a hamburger that was discovered in the mountainous region of Greece and fights by sniffing out the malice dwelling in the souls of its opponents. It has the intelligence of a dog and its favorite foods are salmon, crumpets, and spicy foods.

　Daphne, a young girl who trained animals in a circus in the Greek mountains, meets Burger Bear and tries to train him. However, the circus is set on fire by a rival company, and Daphne and Burger Bear, who have been wandering around, reach Kaiju Big Battel, where Daphne transforms into the Bear Ranger and they become a legendary tag team. However, Dr. Cube, jealous of Bear’s merchandise sales, puts the Bear Ranger into suspended animation and revives him as an evil ranger.

　As the fight begins, Ranger launches a series of shoulder tackles, but Burger is tough and takes damage himself. Burger easily blocks them, hitting him with an onion ring, then dragging him through his neck and slamming him into the corner.
　Ranger is staggering, but he slams Bill from behind Burger, then slams Bill into Burger’s bun again as Burger kneels.
　Ranger takes the onion ring and swings full force at the patty. He knocks the staggering Burger away with a tackle and gets a first fall.

　Burger runs in, but Ranger dodges and slams him into the corner, then bites into the bun with a skewering knuckle, and when he lets go, he hits a skewering gut shot and a series of gut shots. He then tries to swing Burger into the corner with a scratch attack, but Burger swings him back and crushes him with a series of skewering body splashes. However, Ranger avoids the third hit and knocks him down with a diving scratch attack, and the fall is also two.

　Ranger scratches Patty, then elbows Burger’s knee. Burger climbs to the corner, but Burger throws him with a deadly drive and a lariat. He then hits a running back elbow, a dropkick, a running lariat, and a running body splash. He climbs to the corner and hits a reverse splash for the three-count.

Game 6

　Hellmonkey is a monster summoned from the depths of hell by Dr. Cube using a scroll stolen from the Vatican. He has been a warrior many times, but is an immortal monster that can be revived by being summoned again.

　The Unicorn Party fell into the world of unicorns through a magical rift as infants. They were found by the King of the Unicorns, and grew up learning magic and science. When they turned eight, the King bestowed them with a magical helmet, and when they turned 27, a magical rift opened to the human world, and they returned to the human world to use their unicorn powers for the good of mankind.

　Dr. Cube had his minion carry the Kaiju Grand Champion belt and entered the ring with Hell Monkey.
　
　The Unicorn Party entered the ring with a treasure chest, and it seemed that they had found a treasure hidden in Shinkiba 1st RING.
　However, the party placed the treasure chest on the runway and challenged them to a fight for the belt.

　Cube and Hell Monkey beat up Party, but Party hits Cube with a gut shot, then hits Hell Monkey with a series of Mongolian chops, sending him to the corner. Cube and his minions beat up Party, making it a 7-on-1 situation.
　Party is thrown into the corner, and a train attack explodes, and Hell Monkey carries Party, but Party lands and goes up to the runway.
　Party brings out a mysterious help coupon and tries to invite an old lady in the audience to the ring as a partner. But this is a feint. One of his minions tears off his T-shirt and mask, and Lingerie Muto appears from inside.

　Muto chops his minions one after another, chops Hell Monkey, and then a low drop kick to Cube. He goes for the Shining Wizard from the Pro Wrestling LOVE pose, but Glass’s knee is damaged and he can’t run.
　Cube brings out a building and hits Party and Muto on the back, then attacks the top of Party’s head with the building.
　Hellmonkey throws the party out of the ring, where his minions beat them up and throw them back into the ring.

　Hellmonkey throws Party into the corner, but Party lands on the apron, blocks Hellmonkey’s running elbow, climbs to the corner, and hits a diving crossbody for a two count.

　Cube stomps repeatedly, followed by Hell Monkey stomps repeatedly. Hell Monkey pushes Party into the front rope, crushing his back, and tries to pursue him further, but Party grabs a building and smashes it into Hell Monkey’s face. Cube throws the building at him to cut off the pin.

　Hell Monkey slams Bill into the back of Party’s head, throws him into the corner and elbows him in the back. He then places Bill on the corner and sets him up, then goes up in front of him, but Party escapes with a series of knuckle punches and powerbombs Hell Monkey into the bill. Party tags in Muto.

　Muto runs in and catches Hell Monkey’s leg and hits him with a Dragon Screw, then he throws Cube and his minions one after the other with Dragon Screws, and then gets carried away and hits Party with a Dragon Screw when they come for a high five.
　Muto is shaken, but he gives Hell Monkey a low drop kick, gives him a Pro Wrestling LOVE pose, and goes for the Shining Wizard, but Glass’s knee is hurt and he can’t run, so Hell Monkey hits him with a big boot and tags in Cube.

　Cube caught Muto in a figure-four leg lock, but Muto desperately grabbed the ropes to break free.
　Cube swung Muto into the ropes and attempted a lariat, but Muto avoided it and tagged in Party with a low dropkick.

　Party hits Cube and Hell Monkey with missile kicks, then alternates between thrust drop kicks. He then stabs them with a running headbutt, stabbing them with the horn of a unicorn, sets Cube in the ring and climbs up to the corner. Muto climbs up to a different corner, but slips and hits his crotch hard on the corner, causing him to fall. Party’s minions swarm around to stop him, but Party intercepts them all, and Hell Monkey chops him out of the ring, then launches a somersault drop from the corner out of the ring.

　Returning to the ring, Party slams Cube into the corner with a corbata, climbs up to the corner and drops him with a diving headbutt. But Cube dodges and self-destructs, and Hell Monkey dropkicks Patty.
　Cube then slams him down with a playing mantis bomb, and the fall is only two.

　Cube holds Party in a headlock, and Hell Monkey hits him with a building, but Party dodges and it hits Cube by mistake. Party hits Hell Monkey with a Casadora Facebuster, then Cube with a Casadora Facebuster, but Cube counters and goes for a chokeslam, but Party takes Cube’s square helmet and reveals his ugly face. He then hits a Stunner, and Muto uses Party as a springboard to launch a Shining Wizard. Party hits the fallen Cube with a Diving Headbutt for the three count.

　The victorious Party opens a treasure chest, and from it comes golden lingerie. Party presents it to Muto, who puts on the bra to show off. He hands the panties to Party, and after hesitating for a moment, he puts them on and hugs Muto, raising his arms.
　
　The entire venue celebrates Party as the new champion, and Kaiju Big Battel’s first performance in Japan ends on a high note.