30th Anniversery Part 11 – The Grand Finale (Kaiju 141)

FIGHTO 1: American Beetle def Tikirilla

Tikirilla enters with a Red Hat and Tiki Torch! Make America Gorilla Again!

American Beetle arrives and makes his grand return to Brooklyn! He is happy to see the fans, and very unhappy to see Tikirilla!

They have a fast-paced and fun fighto with Beetle coming out on top!

Post-match Beetle Promo (en Espanol):

It feels wonderful to be back in my home away from home away from home: Brooklyn, New York!

I am proud to pass my coin along to the honorable and respectable leader of our party, Unicorn Party!

Viva Unicorn Party! Si se puede!

FIGHTO 2: Derano def Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle Soup

Kung Fu Chicken Noodle is Best Before June 22, 2025, but with the beatings he’s been taking and dishing out, his expiration might be approaching faster than expected.

Sky Deviler accompanies Soup to the ring. He looks haggard and tired, but reassures her that he is strong, and he can do it alone! She nervously heads to the back.

Derano proceeds to open up a can of WHOOP-ASS on Soup! Soup is overwhelmed by Derano’s ridiculous offense. Derano is too much, and Soup loses HARD. He can barely stand, and has to be helped to the back by Salbino and Sky Deviler.

Dr. CUBE SPEECH: Cube offers Soup “A Cabinet Position… IN HIS KITCHEN!”

“BAHAHAHA! SHUT UP!”

Cube postulates about what he can wish for after his posse cleans house tonight, and gives the Grand Finale performance of a lifetime, as well as claiming the Kaiju Grand Championship, delivering the most stupendous of all curtain calls.

FIGHTO 3: Thirteen def Hunninaught & Jeremiah the Pink Bear

A fun fighto! Pink Bear surfed the crowd.

FIGHTO 4: Burger Bear & Japandroid def Gomi-Man & The Creature of the Gowanus Lagoon

A very silly, comedy heavy fighto!

FIGHTO 5: Steam-Powered Tentacle Boulder def Monger Kingu

This match is the deciding factor for whether or not Unicorn Party gets to face off with Dr. Cube in the Main Event!

A big-boy hoss battle with lots of drama, and a few false finishes that kept the crowd on their tiptoes!

MAIN EVENT FIGHTO: Unicorn Party def Dr. Cube

Unicorn Party defeated Dr. Cube after lots of cheating, mischief, and even a run-in by Santa Claus!

Santa came in to save Unicorn Party, but got beat down. Sky Deviler ended up having to save Santa, then even the odds, and scare away the minions and the rest of Cube’s Posse!

Referee Dundee awards Unicorn Party a massive sack of 30th Anniversary Coins!

Salbino enters with the PEARL OF POWER, and they make the trade!

Unicorn activates the pearl and wishes to save his good friend, and fellow Kaiju Hero, Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle, and has his expiration date expunged from time continuum! 

THE WISH GRANTING DRAGON APPEARS: MIDORI 2000, a creature who looks suspiciously similar to the original Kaiju Big Battel giant monster, Midori-no-kaiju!

Unicorn Party places the pearl on his confetti cannon and says his wish over the mic!

The canon hits, and MIDORI GRANTS THE WISH! Kung Fu Chicken Noodle is SAVED!

Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle appears with a brand new label, and no expiration date as the show comes to an end!

A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM THE CAST AND CREW OF KAIJU BIG BATTEL

This show is the culmination of 30 years of monsters, mayhem and chaos!

It is also dedicated to the life of Mr. Charles Perez, a long-time crew member and Kaiju family member that has traveled the globe with us.

While he chiefly portrayed Dusto Bunny, he was involved in so much more. We are thankful that everyone came out to celebrate tonight with us and to close out both our 30 Year Anniversary and 2024 in style! 

With all this being said, there’s only one thing left to say…

MONSTERS ARE REAL, AND DANGER CAN HAPPEN!