March 9, 2025
Brooklyn, NY
Kaiju Big Battel (aka Kaiju Big Battle) is back with “We Cannot Stop, It’s Unstoppable” – its first live event of 2025! Join the Kaiju Big Battel live stream from The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY, for an epic night of monster wrestling chaos and over-the-top action.
Season 31 kicks off with a brand-new Commissioner and fresh challenges for the entire Kaiju locker room. Last season, fans witnessed the incredible journey of Unicorn Party, who won a year-long tournament by narrowly defeating Dr. Cube in Japan. He even managed to earn redemption for his friend Kung Fu Chicken Noodle, saving him from his dreaded expiration date! We also saw the triumphant return of Midori no Kaiju and the rising in-ring prowess of young Sky Deviler. With so much at stake and so many storylines unfolding, who knows what will happen next in the unpredictable world of Kaiju Big Battel?
Experience indie wrestling like never before as giant city-crushing monsters and costumed heroes clash in the ring. This is part live sports, part monster movie mayhem – expect body slams through miniature cityscapes, high-flying moves off building props, and a roaring Brooklyn crowd loving every minute. It’s the ultimate showdown of good vs. evil with a campy twist, combining the humor of a late-night monster flick with the thrills of an independent wrestling extravaganza.
Whether you’re a longtime Kaiju Big Battel fan or a curious indie wrestling enthusiast, you’re in for a treat. Get ready for surprise showdowns, over-the-top characters, and an energy level that’s off the charts. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind spectacle. Hit play now and see why once Kaiju Big Battel gets going, we cannot stop – it’s unstoppable!
Results
Announcers Vinny D’Lux and Clybo welcome the crowd to the historic 31st year of Kaiju Big Battel, and their return to The Bell House.
American Beetle def Monger Kingu
Monger King bum rushed the announcers and attacked Clybo! Early in the match, Monger borrowed Dundee’s phone and made a call. Eventually, two ICE Agents arrived and arrested American Beetle! They draged him out of the ring, but he fought them off, and beat the countout loss, ultimately taking out Monger Kingu!
After the fighto, American Beetle spoke to the crowd, only to be interrupted by an announcement from the newly apointed Kaiju Commisioner:
“Well folks, let me tell you, this is gonna be huge. Bigly things happening tonight, believe me. You’ve never seen anything like this before. We’re talkin’ monsters, alright? Big, scary, tough as nails monsters. Some of the best fighters you’ve ever seen. They’re gonna wrestle, and I’m telling you, it’s gonna be yuge, absolutely yuge. I don’t know much about wrestling, but I know what I like, and these monsters, they’re gonna be good. Real good, but it’s gonna be fantastic, folks. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. It’s gonna be a real winner, yull get tired of the winning. By the way, we can’t trust that damn Chinese Noodle Soup, so he is currently detained because we know he’s working for China.”
Vinny then announce a series of BUDGET CUTS, including Tag Matches being contested by single competitors, solid color referee shirts, reducing counts to 2 instead of 3, and no more top rope maneuvers due to the budget ceiling being too low! The commissioner is also planning to triple the price of drinks at The Bell House!
Clybo returns to the ring, despite the fact that he clearly has a concussion.
D.W. Cycloptopus III def Steam-Powered Tentacle Boulder due to Sea World Order Run-In
Ultimately the numbers were too much, and Boulder fell to the SWO when they used a bottle of water to put out his flame.
Los Plantanos (Pedro and Paco Plantain) def Bear Ranger and Derano
Bear Ranger and Derano were a dysfunctional team; Bear Ranger was mean to Derano any time he screwed up.
Eventually when Bear Ranger needed him, he refused to reach for the tag. He eventually comes back, but fell to the Plantains. Afterwards, the Plantains showed Derano respect and raised his webbed claws.
Burger Bear def Scab due to count out
Scab runs Burger Bear over with a bike, before announcing that he has been apointed the KRC’s new wellness officer (Note: Scab was the one who cleared Clybo to return to the ring, despite his obvious concussion.)
He then communicates with a brain worm that he acquired while on a trip to Argentina, who suggests (in a German accent) that they should “dump ze bear in ze park.”
Upon realizing that the brain worm had entered the country illegally, ICE Agents return and arrest the worm. Scab is counted out as he tries to pursue them.
Japandroid def Valfor
Budget Cut Match: All buildings destroyed in this fighto were deducted from the pay of the participant who destroyed it. Both Kaiju fought over who got to destroy Drumpf Tower, despite the fact that it would cost them a lot of money!
Unicorn Party def Hell Monkey (w/ Dr. Cube)
Interference by Monger King and Gomi-Man.
Powa Ranjuru runs in, but is unable to even the odds. French Toast, having been rebuilt after tragically dying in a flood, returns to clear the ring and allow Unicorn Party to claim victory.
Remember: Monsters Are Real. Danger Can Happen!!!
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