Just received this via certified mail at the Kaiju Big Battel HQ…
For Immediate release:
For the last 30 years, I have made a name for myself in Kaiju Big Battel as the curmudgeonly, evil, and cantankerous master of all things monster. To say that these years meant a lot to me, would be a massive understatement. I have made more than my fair share of enemies, and ruffled quite a few feathers.
I am aware that the timing of this announcement is somewhat ironic, as it falls on April 1, typically a day for silly pranks and whimsical jokes.
With that being said, after a long consideration of my immediate future, I, Dr. Cube am hereby officially announcing that due to personal reasons, I will continue my reign of terror, and will make it my mission to crush anyone, anything, and anywhat/where/when that stands in my way. I will be even MEANER, MORE EVIL, and I will find new ways to ruin your days and hereby promise to make sure that you have nothing left to smile about.
Cry about it, you filthy pestilent imbeciles. Get wrecked.
Dr. Cube
Kaiju Big Battel 