Shpadoinkelmania 31 (Kaiju 143)

Fighto 1: Australian Rules Fighto (Kaiju must pin opponent on his stomach in order to win)

Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle Soup def Tikirilla despite Tikirilla’s use of a giant can opener

Fighto 2: Work Force Reduction Fighto (Kaiju Commissioner will fire one of the kaiju. Winner must sign the new contract first)

Super Minion #13 def Burger Bear

Burger Bear is fired

Fighto 3: Double Danger Tandem Championship Fighto: Los Plantanos (Champions) vs Monger King and Derano 

Dr. Cube comes out before the fighto to fire Clybo and announce that Los Plantanos have been deported

Kaiju Commissioner announces that Clybo is rehired (since they don’t really pay him anyway) and that Monger King and Derano’s opponents will be drawn from a hat

Dr. Cube draws Yarsminko & Jeremiah the Pink Bear

Monger King and Derano def Yarsminko & Jeremiah the Pink Bear to become the NEW DDT Champions

After the match, Yarsminko attacks Pink Bear. Midori 2000 joins the attack. Derano attempts to defend Pink Bear, but Midori 2000 kidnaps Pink Bear

Fighto 4: Mystery Box Fighto (Kaiju must smash opponent through the boxes in order to get the reward)

American Beetle def Dr. Cube despite the use of a 2-for-1 Coupon that allowed Hell Monkey to join the fighto.

Fighto 5: Vaccination Destination Fighto (Loser gets experimental injection by KBB Wellness Officer Scab and his brain worm)

Gowanus Creature def Steam-Powered Tentacle Boulder

Scab attempts to inject SPTB, but is unable to because he is a rock

SPTB injects Scab, who begins to convulse, until he realizes he was injected with a placebo

Main Event Fighto: Pocky Tomb of Doom Fighto (Winner must stuff opponent into a giant box of Pocky and close the lid)

Bear Ranger def Unicorn Party with the help of Dr. Cube’s Posse to become the NEW Kaiju Grand Champion despite interference from Kid Sky Deviler