
Name: Burger Bear
Type: Kaiju Hero
Height: 5000 Onion Rings
Weight: 743.7 million Big Macs.
Attack: Burger Splash
Win/Lose/Draw: 48/20/0
Allies: Bear Ranger, Unicorn Party
Enemies: Dr. Cube, Bear Ranger
In the picturesque mountains of Greece where ancient legends still lingered in the air, a young girl named Daphne was an animal trainer at a small circus owned by her father.
One day Daphne stumbled upon an enigmatic sight that would forever change her life while roaming the forest. One day amongst the rugged terrain, she beheld a creature unlike anything she had ever seen- a wondrous being, half hamburger and half bear, with a gleam of curiosity and mischief in its eyes.
Daphne saw this extraordinary being as an omen- the slow decline of the circus would finally be reversed. She cautiously approached the fierce beast and fed it a Slim Jim from her outstretched hand. Daphne named the peculiar creature “Burger Bear.” Thus, an innate connection was formed that transcended language- a bond sealed by the unspoken understanding between kindred spirits, and the promise of more snacks.
While Daphne was on her woodland sojourn, tragedy struck her family’s circus. A rival showman burned their beloved big top, reducing it to ashes. The ensuing fire roasted 26 clowns sleeping in a VW Bug, and critically maimed her father. The remaining performers were too afraid to return to work, leaving the show with what little they had. Daphne and her new friend Burger Bear would be left alone in an empty smoldering midway.
They decided to abandon the wreckage and wander the world. In their wondrous odyssey, Daphne and Burger Bear traversed from one enchanting place to another, leaving a trail of hearts captivated by their extraordinary bond. Wherever they journeyed, joy and laughter followed in their wake. But amidst their whimsical adventures, many fiery ordeals tested their spirits, and like phoenixes rising from the ashes, they emerged stronger and more resolute.
Fueled by the fire of resilience, they embarked on a quest to unveil the twisted truth behind the tragedy that had befallen Daphne’s family circus. The journey led them through treacherous twists and unforeseen turns. Guided by their unbreakable bond, they pressed on, determined to confront the malevolent mastermind orchestrating their woes, inching closer to the heart of darkness. With unwavering determination, they faced formidable challenges, each step taking them deeper into the sinister machinations at play. The world around them shifted, and the once lighthearted adventure became an intense pursuit of vindication. Daphne and Burger Bear remained undaunted, ready to face whatever awaited them on their relentless quest for truth and justice.
They were not alone in their pursuit of justice, for along the path of revelation, they encountered a cast of diverse souls, each becoming an ally in their quest for justice. Together, they unraveled the intricate web of deception, exposing the malevolent puppeteer responsible for the circus inferno. With relentless determination, they pursued the criminal, ensuring justice was served, and the dark machinations were laid bare.
In the wake of their triumph, Daphne and Burger Bear found their spirits ablaze with an unyielding sense of duty to protect the innocent and confront injustice wherever it lurked. Embracing a newfound purpose, Daphne took on the name “Bear Ranger,” and together they became champions of the marginalized, wielding their unique bond as a force for good in their far-flung journeys.
Their fame reached the ears of the Kaiju Commissioner, who recognized their valor and invited them to join the Big Battel. Bear Ranger, and Burger Bear became the most popular tag team ever seen in Kaiju history. Burger Bear’s t-shirt repeatedly broke every record in Kaiju Big Battel sales, and many fans cheered their names with fervor.
Dr. Cube however, was ever envious of their success, hatching a three-step plan. He would dispatch, rehatch, and unmatch the pair. In a ruthless act of sabotage, he had Bear Ranger dispatched during a show in Somerville, Massachusetts. Hell Monkey decapitated her as Burger Bear watched. The consequences were dire as Burger Bear went into a berserk rage, unleashing destruction upon everything in sight.
The Kaiju Heroes embarked on a quest to collect rare ingredients from across the globe to return her to the land of the living, but Dr. Cube, always two steps ahead, added a nefarious twist to the potion, making her return tainted with an unnatural darkness. When Bear Ranger arose from her slumber, something was dreadfully amiss.
In a fateful moment that seemed to stretch on for eternity, Bear Ranger, once a stalwart ally, unleashed her wrath upon her friends and fellow Heroes. The woman once known as Daphne, was now a mere reflection of her former self, tainted by an overwhelming hatred.
Burger Bear, with his small and simple yet surprisingly sentient meaty brain, gazed on in bewilderment, desperately trying to fathom the unfathomable. Approaching Bear Ranger, hoping to share a snack or enjoy a belly rub as they had so often done in times past, Burger Bear’s innocent intentions were met with aggression. She attacked him with the same unyielding hostility she displayed toward the others, transformed into nothing more than a lackey for the sinister Dr. Cube.
In the shadowed recesses of this unfolding tale, Burger Bear found himself adrift, a witness to the calamity that had befallen his dearest friend. The bonds that once united them now seemed distant and fractured, lost amidst the encroaching darkness.
As the echoes of their former camaraderie faded into the abyss, Burger Bear stood amidst the ruins of trust and loyalty, a solitary figure confronting the enigma of Bear Ranger’s transformation. The path ahead was uncertain, and the lines between friend and foe blurred, leaving Burger Bear to navigate the treacherous depths of a tale shrouded in sorrow and uncertainty. The questions remain unanswered. Will Bear Ranger ever be cured of Dr. Cube’s vile influence? Will Burger Bear ever be reunited with his best and only friend, or has their bond been shattered forever?
As Daphne and Burger Bear face the most daunting challenge of their lives, time- an enigmatic riddle, holds the secrets of their fate.
