Der Mann Aufgesogen

Name: Der Mann Aufgesogen
Type: Absorbent Sponge Homonculus
Height: 173 Meters
Weight: 1/2 Ton empty, 250 Tons Full
Attack: More Absorbent than the Brawniest Monster
Win/Lose/Draw: 1/0/0
Allies: TBA
Enemies: TBA

World Class Elegance for your private pleasures: * Social Events * Dinner Parties * Baths and Massages * Special Occasions * 24 hours/ 7 days * Exotic Dance-O-Grams * Couples & Divorcees Welcome