Evil Derano

Derano was once a duck, a normal duck doing normal duck things. In the rainy depths of the Pacific Northwest, he led a seemingly tranquil life, quacking his way through the serene lakes and rivers. Little did he suspect that his ordinary existence was on the brink of a surreal transformation.

In the shadows of this curious region of plaid shirts and designer coffe, the malevolent figure known as Dr. Cube was on a solitary retreat to fufill some clandestine experiments in a hidden laboratory. Driven by an insatiable obsession to create monstrous hybrids, his dark endeavors routinely defied the natural order. His latest endeavor, however, involved none other than this normal duck, who was doing duck things.

Dr. Cube held an eerie fixation on the legendary Shambhala, a fabled city concealed within the Himalayan mountains. He firmly believed that by melding the genetic material of a duck and a Yeti, infused with occult black magic, he could birth a unique creature—a being possessing the strength and ferocity of the mythical Yeti and the waterproofness of a duck. He theorized that this unholy creation would unlock the secret location of Shambhala, which he intended to exploit for his nefarious ends.

Thus, Derano underwent a grotesque metamorphosis, emerging with an anomalous hybrid form. His once-feathery plumage was now adorned with shaggy fur, and his limbs had transformed into powerful apei-like appendages. Initially bewildered by his altered physique, Derano gradually adapted, discovering newfound strength, agility, and a remarkable waterproofness.

Fueled by a cryptic curiosity programmed into his very DNA, Derano embarked on an eerie odyssey through the treacherous Himalayan wilderness, in pursuit of the elusive Shamballa. He combed the rugged terrain, searching for any sign of the legendary city. Despite his enhanced abilities, his quest remained frustratingly elusive, and he returned empty-handed after seven years in Tibet.

Curiously, Dr. Cube’s response to Derano’s futile expedition was not one of anger, but rather an eerie indifference. Instead of subjecting Derano to punishment, he assigned the hybrid creature to the most mundane duties within his compound. Derano found himself handling questionable fluids and enduring frequent biohazard showers, all while being excluded from minion game night. 

His battles in the Big Battel arena are against third rate opponents, and he perpetually feels like the odd duck out during the Minion softball games. Derano’s life had taken a dark turn. He is no longer the carefree duck of the Pacific Northwest, but a conflicted and deeply unhappy creature. He grappled with a profound sense of alienation and despair, trapped in a form that bears little resemblance to his former self. He questioned his purpose within the Posse, and his existence as well.

Then, on another monotonous day, while transporting necrotic waste to the shadowy depths of New Jersey, Derano stumbled upon an encounter that would profoundly reshape his perception of existence. He remained tight-lipped about the specifics of this chance encounter in that NJ roadside butcher shop, but upon his return, he had undergone a profound transformation. Derano now dutifully followed Dr. Cube’s commands without question, he now subserviently obeys, in exchange for a handful of minnows a day. 

“Duck” Amuck %@$&*!

On September 14, 2025, Doctor Cube noticed that Derano had been acting too nice, and created a “Good Extractor” in order to extract the niceness out of Derano. Doctor Cube chased Derano into the ring, and shot him with the Good Extractor. Derano fell out of the ring, and two Deranos emerge right next to each other, one good and one evil!