Midori No Kaiju

In a distant realm of the solar system, there lurked a fearsome creature known as Midori no Kaiju, the greenish terror lizard. From the crimson plains of Mars, he descended upon Earth, seeking new cities to ravage, for on Mars, there were no more metropolises left to destroy. His immense size and strength made him a behemoth, a force of destruction capable of shattering buildings with ease. But it was his uncanny vision, granted by long snail-style
eyestalks, that set him apart, enabling him to see in two directions simultaneously, a watchful sentinel amid chaos.

Midori reveled in the thrill of demolishing man-made structures, whether it be bridges, dams, or amusement parks, but his true delight lay in reducing vast cities to rubble. This primal yearning for destruction brought him notoriety, and he became the ultimate city-crushing monster of Kaiju Big Battel. Unleashed upon the world, he left a trail of senseless metropolis destruction
and unlicensed street brawls.

It was then that the evil Dr. Cube, seeking to harness this terror for his own malevolent purposes, recruited the green terror lizard to join his Posse. Driven by a desire for super strength, intimidating looks, and the ability to perceive all directions at once, Cube saw in Midori a formidable weapon.

But Midori no Kaiju proved to be a wild force, challenging even the tyrannical Dr. Cube. In a cataclysmic event in 1998, the green beast wreaked havoc upon 40 square blocks of Tokyo, all because of the Doctors accidental spillage of Midori’s favorite shrimp chips. The doctor was compelled to pay a staggering 1890 Billion Yen in damages and lost wages as a result.

Nevertheless, through relentless efforts, Dr. Cube managed to quell Midori’s untamed nature and honed him into a destructive force feared across the world. With the doctor’s control, Midori No Kaiju ascended to become one of the earliest Kaiju Big Battel Champions, a title that solidified his reign of terror.

Yet, as fate would have it, an unfortunate end awaited Midori. At the Autumnal Shogun Showdown, he clashed with the killer can known as Kung Fu Chicken Noodle, resulting in mortal wounds that sealed the towering lizard’s fate. On this evening, the legend of Midori No Kaiju met its end, leaving behind a legacy of chaos and terror that would echo
through generations.

Born from the red planet, Midori’s insatiable thirst for destruction knew no bounds. His fame spread like wildfire as he laid waste to bridges, dams, amusement parks and the greatest cities of Earth. His true infamy lay in his allegiance to Dr. Cube, becoming an enigmatic agent whose motivations remained shrouded in mystery. As Midori No Kaiju’s life was cut short, the world was left to reckon with the impact of his malevolence. The echoes of his destructive rampage served as a stark reminder of the consequences of toying with nature’s forces, a cautionary tale for generations to come. In the annals of Kaiju Big Battel, Midori’s name would forever be etched, an emblem of the untamed chaos that lurked in the cosmos.

Midori No Kaiju, Monster Concerned with Terrorizing Humanity, Dies.

Boston, October 28, 2001 – Midori No Kaiju, the towering lizard that terrorized generations of measly humans, died this evening from wounds sustained at the hands of Kung Fu Chicken Noodle at Atumnul Shogun Showdown.

Born on Mars, Midori No Kaiju first came to earth to pursue a lifetime of smashing large man-made structures for fun and excitement. Worldwide fame came quickly as the green terror lizard destroyed many of the world’s bridges, dams, amusement parks, and major metropolitan cities.

While Midori No Kaiju left behind a long legacy of mayhem, he is perhaps best known for his work as an agent of Dr. Cube. Midori’s motivations for joining Cube were never fully revealed, but the paring was an instant success. Under the banner of the Posse, Midori No Kaiju eventually captured the Kaiju Championship Belt, becoming the Posse’s second titleholder.

Midori No Kaiju is survived by 4,278,913 delicious pieces of Midori Meat, available in grocery stores and bodegas worldwide.