Shadow Trooper Robo

Is mysterious troubled robo trooper loving quickest speed and danger fun. The teen time he was lovering of spandex muscle car Shadow Trooper collide with hazard dragger driver. Shadow wears globe-helmet uniform now fearful of mirrors and to protect big hair fashion type. Being shadowy rebel type of Robo Trooper group. Can he be saved? Or will Shadow Trooper blackout to dark side.

History of a Hero

Sickened by the blind, ignorant optimism of his suburban environs, Jason “Axle” Damon rebelled as a child (both CCD and the American Boy Scouts kicked him out) and developed into an angry juvenile delinquent who lived only for souped-up cars, hair-sprayed girls, and heavy metal music. School nurses, family physicians, and guidance counselors noticed that Damon had brains and potential, but fretted about the troubled teen’s future: would Axle’s self-destructive tendencies dig him an early grave?

So when a fiery drag racing accident nearly killed Damon, everyone was saddened but none surprised. Fortunately for Damon, some anonymous Good Samaritan had been hanging out in a rest stop and discovered the teenager’s unconscious body on the road’s shoulder. A week later, Damon awoke at Robo Dynamics, the cutting edge cyborg production company known for rebuilding unremarkable John Does into shiny, agile cyborgs. An extensive background check had revealed that Damon “had potential,” so Robo Dynamics decided to grant the crippled teen a new life as Shadow Trooper.

Shadow’s daredevil nature makes him both a natural fighter in the Kaiju Big Battel, as well as an uncontrollable force for his Trooper brothers. Since his dishonorable discharge from the Tokyo Police Department, he has had several entanglements with law. In addition to several misdemeanors involving “quality of life” crimes, Shadow served 1 year in a robo-defrag and reprogramming facility on a 1999 pod jacking conviction.

Outside Kaiju Big Battel, Shadow Trooper spends much of his time burning rubber on the underground street racing circuit with his only companion, an orange Chevelle painted with black racing stripes. Such an independent loner personality has led many live monster-wrestling analysts to question the loyalty and strength of his alliances to the other Robo Troopers, in addition to the rest of the good-natured heroes of Kaiju Big Battel.

Robo Arrested in Barroom Brawl!

Oykot, Napaj–The robot accused of shooting 18 monsters in a popular downtown bar was an ex-con obsessed with laser guns and the movie “Terminator.” The robot exposed his circuit boards and donned a black leather motorcycle jacket before the attack, acquaintances and witnesses said Wednesday.

Authorities said the 127-month-old Shadow Trooper returned to the bar early Tuesday after being asked to leave. Bar patron, Cycloptopuss, who huddled inside a garbage can behind the bar during the shooting, said he heard Shadow shout, “I’m the Robo King–how do you like me now?”

“I still hearing that binary laughter,” Cycloptopuss said. “How can a robot laughing when it killing the many monsters?”

One monster, Eargernon, was killed and 13 others were wounded by laser-fire. Eargernon, a second rate wrestler in Kaiju Big Battel, was on a leave of absence from monster wrestling at the time of her death. Eargernon’s ear was completely severed from her back by the laser blast. She was pronounced dead on arrival at local hospital, MS Robo Lab and Android, Inc.

Shadow was wearing a black leather motorcycle jacket, and was carrying two laser guns and 180 units of laser ammunition, authorities said.

On Wednesday, Shadow Trooper, described by acquaintances as a disgruntled “has-been monster wrestler,” was ordered held without bail. He was charged with first degree monster murder, attempted murder, assault, possession of an unregistered laser weapon, and possession of class two power supply and power paraphernalia.

Authorities said Shadow had served 1 year in a robo-defrag and reprogramming facility on a 1999 pod jacking conviction, but had been released last month.

Neighbors in silicon-collar Oykot, about 1.2 light years from Earth, said Shadow lived alone in a house with his human. The human pet, William, had been recently killed by a space shuttle bus. Neighbors believe the death of his long time human friend probably crashed his system software. Still, many neighbors report that Shadow Trooper had been malfunctioning since his defeat by Super Akuma at the Mayhem in the Atrium III Battel in the Spring of 2000.

“It is shockening,” said Force Trooper Robo. “He was good neighbor. I’ve never seen hostile circuit in Shadow’s hardware.”

A friend of Shadow who was seen with him in the bar earlier in the day said he was obsessed with lasers, monster wrestling paraphernalia and the film “Terminator,” in which a military android comes back from the future to insure robotic domination of the human world.

Witnesses said that Shadow Trooper returned to Cantina Kaiju about two hours later, at 01:00, and began firing lasers outside the bar. He then went inside the bar and continued shooting as monsters scattered, authorities said. Authorities also reported that Shadow Trooper’s energy levels were “off the charts” and it appeared that the Trooper had just come down from a power bender. AC adapters and an AC power cartridge (a class two power supply) were found in his possession at the time of his arrest.

Update: Shadow Trooper was killed during a cafeteria food fight at MS Robo Penitentiary while serving a life sentence for the murder of Eargernon.