Tikirilla

Now, let me tell you a tale that’ll make your hair stand on end and get your heart racing like a jackrabbit on the run. In the coastal town of Kauhale Mauna Keokeo, there lived a daring surfer by the name of Tadd Braddly. This young lad had a good pal named Bobby Stoob, who handed him a peculiar trinket found washed up on the beach, claimin’ it’d bring him luck in the upcoming surf contest.

Little did they know what fate had in store, as Tadd braved the mighty waves in the surf competition, a frightful sight appeared – a giant shark, mind you, A Giant Shark!

Having escaped from some dastardly stunt show, this leathery beast had a hankering for some chicken tenders; did I mention Tadd is a giant surfing chicken? Well he is. So Tadd found himself runnin’ from the snappin’ jaws of doom!

With an ounce of luck and a ton of effort; or was it the other way round? Nobody knows for sure, yet Tadd managed to barely escape, but he wasn’t out of the woods yet!

Lying there on the shore, catching his breath, he caught the gaze of an old woman, whose eyes seemed to see right through him. She warned him ’bout that trinket he carried, tellin’ him ’twas cursed and he had to pitch it into a volcano before the next full moon.

Now, Tadd, bein’ a young rooster of good spirit but also a bit of a procrastinator, kept sayin’ he’d do it tomorrow, but tomorrow never came, and weeks flew by like geese in a hurry.

As fate would have it, that full moon came a-calling, and that cursed trinket decided it had waited long enough. With a flash and a bang, it exploded into bits. Lo and behold, from the mess emerged Tikirilla – a fearsome beast; part tiki, part gorilla, all monster and ready to lay waste to Kauhale Mauna Keoke.

Well, Tadd, with corn grit in his teeth and a wild look in his eye, took up arms against this gigantic tiki of terror. He wasn’t gonna let no giant ape have the last crow in his town. In a battle of surfboards and bravery, Tadd fought Tikirilla like a hero out of legends. With every move, he dodged those pesky gnashing teeth and gave it his all. In the end, he sent that cursed fuzzball packin’, runnin back to where it came from, tail between its legs, I do declare.

But the story ain’t over yet, my friends. The defeat of Tikirilla caught the eye of the wicked Dr. Cube, who saw potential in this monstrous primate. For a spell, Tikirilla joined the Cube Posse, fightin’ alongside the sinister crew, but like any partnership with villains, it didn’t last long. Tikirilla and Dr. Cube found themselves at odds, and Tikirilla decided to go freelance, takin’ his own path through the wild world of Kaiju Big Battel.

So, Kauhale Mauna Keokeo returned to its peaceful ways, the waves calmed, and Tadd continued ridin’ the surf like a true daredevil. The legend of Tadd Braddly, the cursed trinket, and Tikirilla lived on, whispered in the ears of the townsfolk, forever ingrained in the tales of the seaside town. And that, my dear compadres, is the end of this yarn for now.