Yarsmenko

Uchu Chu’s College roommate. Mostly seen drunken.

Things get pretty crazy at SBU. The interstellar Space Bug University (or SBU for students and faculty), is at the forefront of space research, intergalactic relations and many other admirable majors. Yarsminko Vistra Udaviki, or Yars to his friends) attended SBU on scholarship as a member of the SBU Intergalactic Wrestling Team. 

As luck would have it, Yars roomed with Uchu Chu- who would later become leader of Team Space Bug, though at the time he was just a college student studying gymnastics and member of the laser-vaulting team. As well as Coolkii the space pig and Glyph. It would turn out that all of the residents of dorm pod 227 would begin their freshman year of SBU with serious Royal Jelly addictions, creating a college atmosphere of parties, massive royal jelly consumption, and very little school work. 

Yarsminko’s specialty is hand to hand combat. With four clawing hands, Yars was well known for wrestling his opponents to the mat, and inflicting maximum brutality. In fact, Yars would be cut from the team after his freshman season, due to unnecessary roughness, and for showing up to practice “too drunk to properly and reliably use the team’s rest room facility”. 

Yars blamed Cookii for spiking his hydrating fluid and causing his never ending downward spiral.

School life ended eventually and they went their separate ways. Cookii got a job on the intergalactic cruise ship “Clara Panda ” cooking for the rich and famous. While Ucu Chu traveled the galaxy, eventually getting stranded on earth and forming the Team Space Bug faction in Kaiju Big Battel, Yarsminko lived a much less glorious life working at his fathers financial company as a custodian. He was let go after suplexing his own father through the boardroom table.

Left with no prospects, Yars harbored a burning resentment against Cookiee, who had seemingly escaped the consequences of their shared past. Fueling his anger with newfound combat skills, Yars set out on a quest for revenge. In an unexpected turn, he sought the help of his old college buddy, Uchu Chu, now leading Team Space Bug. Together, they devised a plan to confront Cookiee and settle the unresolved score.

Yars and Uchu Chu invited Cookiee to a reunion. Cookie showed up with a 12 pack of royal jelly and a pack of gourmet sausages for the grill but the reunion wasn’t what he was expectig. The trio engaged in a cosmic clash that pit combat against culinary chicanery. Yars, no longer the intoxicated college wrestler, fought with calculated brutality, while Uchu Chu brought his gymnastic skills into play.

The interstellar showdown unfolded with cosmic intensity. Yars and Uchu Chu, once estranged, found an unexpected alliance in their pursuit of revenge. The clash against Cookiee echoed the unresolved grievances of their past.

In the end, Yars and Uchu Chu emerged victorious;  Cookiee never really had a chance. The taste of revenge was shared, and the unlikely alliance between the former roommates proved stronger than their past conflicts. As the dust settled, Yars and Uchu Chu raised a bottle to toast their victory and then continued on a 4 day bender.

What happened to Glyph? No one remembers Glyph. except that he was green or maybe blue.

This quote from Yarsminko show his priorities pretty clearly. 

“All I care about is Royal Jelly and fighting, and I just ran out of Royal Jelly.”