May 31, 2026
Brooklyn, NY
Live from the Bell House in Brooklyn NYC, it’s Kaiju Big Battel! Hell Monkey is the new Kaiju Grand Champion, and his two lieutenants Azumyth and Mei Mei have become number one contenders for the Double Danger Tandem Titles held by Paco and Pedro Plantain. Can Los Platanos retain against the scariest and most dangerous new faction to hit Kaiju Big Battel in years? or will the Satanic Six hold all the gold in Kaiju Big Battel?
Plus, Unicorn Party makes a special announcement! Is he retiring? Does he have new merch for sale? Is he opening a line of prestige Boba tea restaurants? Only the most magical Kaiju knows, and he will address the fans directly!s.
Results
Dr. Cube’s minions are on strike! Dr. Cube’s name as been mentioned in a *certain* document in a *certain* file that could change the face of Kaiju Big Battel!
Fighto 1: American Beetle def Tucor
Tucor had a message strapped to his leg, which contained HALF of the document that is related to Dr. Cube. American Beetle desperately tried and succeeded to get the message off of him. The message vaguely references a HUGE EVENT… Except it’s only half of the information. All of the involved names are torn off the page, and must be on the other half of the sheet!
Fighto 2: Monger King def Good Derano
Ever since Derano was split into two by Dr. Cube, “Good” Derano has been trying his best to be a good kaiju. He becomes concerned for Monger King when he fakes an injury, allowing Monger King to cheat to win. Derano is dejected after his defeat, but the announcers and the crowd still believe in him! They cheer him up and give him some good news!
The Hero Intern Program is officially open and accepting applications!
Fighto 3: French Toast def Dr. Cube
Cube refutes the message from Tucor’s leg, and says that the whole thing is a deep state conspiracy. He hates witch hunts!
A Minion picket line comes out. They’re on strike! Cube gets annoyed and leaves, but is confronted by French Toast, who forces him back to the ring. The minions refuse to help Cube throughout the fighto. They attack him with the picket signs! After the beatdown, Referee Washington finds the other half of the paper in Dr. Cube’s helmet!
Fighto 4: Unicorn Party def Midori 2000
Unicorn Party comes out to announce that he is rejoining the hunt for his former glory! He wants to right the wrongs, and the first on his list is the one who took his title… BEAR RANGER!
BUT… Bear Ranger is out of the country and refusing to respond to international calls! Unicorn Party wants to stay sharp andissues an open challenge to any monster in the back who is big, bad, and burly enough to step up to the plate! The kaiju who answers the challenge: It’s MIDORI!
Fighto 5: Kung Fu Chicken Noodle def Valfor
Soup and Valfor are fighting over who gets the glory of revealing the big secret involving Dr. Cube! Soup wins, and, after the match, it is revealed by the announcers that the page is torn out of Dr. Cube’s diary!
It has CATASTROPHIC RAMAFICATIONS!
It’s his… GILMORE GIRLS FANFICTION!
Fighto 6: DOUBLE DANGER TANDAM TITLE MATCH: Satanic Six def Los Plantanos
FOR THE TANDEM TITLES! Hell Monkey comes out, managing and helping the Six to cheat and win!
Monsters are REAL and Danger can Happen!
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