Kaiju Big Battel

Disclaimer: This is a Kaiju Big Battel fansite

Author: Kaiju Big Battel

  • Craw

    Craw

    —

    by

    Kaiju Big Battel
    in

    Name: SMX-001 CrawType: Super Minion ExtremeHeight: 67 metersLikes: Gambling, Fried ChickenAttack: Sothern Shovel, Iron Jaw LockFavorite Quote: “We are what we repeatedly do”Hobbies: Gambling, Pawning other peoples stuffWin/Lose/Draw: 1/7/0Allies: Cube’s Posse, WD40Enemies: Rust, Gambling, Steam Powered Tenticel Boulder The first SMX to roll off the line is SMX 001, codenamed Craw. Created with Dr. Cube’s patented “Extreme Mutation” technology, Craw has the power and…

  • Dai Hachi Hachi

    Dai Hachi Hachi

    —

    by

    Kaiju Big Battel
    in

    Name: Dai Hachi HachiJapanese Translation: 8th BeeType: Wicked flying mysteryHeight: 88 stripesWeight: Always flapping wings and never landed on a scaleAttack: Droning victim, honey I shrunk your lifespan, sting fist of inflammatory painFavorite buzzwords: Synergy, embedded, liberty, and freedomWin/Lose/Draw: 0/8/0Allies: Nosy Nellies who don’t mind their own beeswaxEnemies: ? What is bugging you? Dai Hachi Hachi has the 8th trick in his arms – but…

  • Der Mann Aufgesogen

    Der Mann Aufgesogen

    —

    by

    Kaiju Big Battel
    in

    Name: Der Mann AufgesogenType: Absorbent Sponge HomonculusHeight: 173 MetersWeight: 1/2 Ton empty, 250 Tons FullAttack: More Absorbent than the Brawniest MonsterWin/Lose/Draw: 1/0/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA World Class Elegance for your private pleasures: * Social Events * Dinner Parties * Baths and Massages * Special Occasions * 24 hours/ 7 days * Exotic Dance-O-Grams * Couples & Divorcees Welcome

  • Dino Kang

    Dino Kang

    —

    by

    Kaiju Big Battel
    in

    Name: Dino KangType: The cute and friendliestHeight: 48 Plastic YardsticksWeight: 70 TonsAttack: Cutest Prehistoric HopWin/Lose/Draw: 2/0/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA Dr. Cube was tired of being constantly asked why… “Why are there no monsters like Gojira in the Posse?”“Why don’t you clone some dinosaurs?”“Why are there no girl Kaiju in the Posse?” His answer?“Why don’t you shut…

  • Dino Kang Jr.

    Dino Kang Jr.

    —

    by

    Kaiju Big Battel
    in

    Name: Dino Kang Jr.Type: Cute, unfriendly Cube creationHeight: 48,000 PikachuWeight: 70 doraemonDisposition: Opinionated squeakerAttack: Sideline squawk, eyeball claw, bystander gawkWin/Lose/Draw: 3/0/0Allies: Dr. Cube, Mommy’s pension planEnemies: Sky Deviler, Mota Naru, Los Plantanos, Dusto Bunny After asbestos poison of Dino Kang what can Dr. Cube do? He must the experiments to fabrication of evil replacements. Having the cute utensil at disposal, also Minions to work…

  • Eargernon

    Eargernon

    —

    by

    Kaiju Big Battel
    in

    Name: EargernonType: Human-ear mutation rodent of heroic proportionsHeight: 45 meters of habitrailsWeight: 9834 pounds of goudaAttack: Super squeak attack, whip tail curl, pinky punch, boxed wine boutWin/Lose/Draw: TBAAllies: Dusto Bunny, American Beetle, Powa RanjuruEnemies: Dr. Cube, Atomic Cannon, Sky Deviler Cutest mouse rescued from most mutant experience at Massachusetts Institute of Technology splice lab. Splicing experiment and pink box-o-wine resulting pink ear mouse.…

  • Evil Potato

    Evil Potato

    —

    by

    Kaiju Big Battel
    in

    Name: Evil PotatoType: Evil Doplganger?Height: MysteriousFavorite Tool: KinfeAttack: Back StabWin/Lose/Draw: 0/3/0Hobbies: ???Allies: Cube’s PosseEnemies: Los Plantanos, Iron Bros. Who is the gone Evil? No is not real is trick of Cube! No longer living eaten by Zombie feed bi Iron Brothers thrown to pit for consumption. That real identity unknowing and wher is real Potato?.

  • Fallout Caterer

    Fallout Caterer

    —

    by

    Kaiju Big Battel
    in

    Name: Fallout CatererType: Maitre d’eathHeight: 191 MetersWeight: 420 BTUsAttack: Bring the Plutonium CheckWin/Lose/Draw: TBAAllies: TBAEnemies: TBA Who is most danger when introduce from table, Fallout Caterer bring the hors d’ouvres for not appetizing. Danger for sitting in black rain section, sing happy birthday is secret recipe for neutron antipasto. Poor Fallout Caterer, no customer can survive delivery of Alamedo Burger, Bikini Atoll Pancake.…

  • Fenjin

    Fenjin

    —

    by

    Kaiju Big Battel
    in

    Name: FenjinType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 2/4/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA Hey, you won’t believe the wicked story goin’ down in the Fenway area of Boston! So there’s this mysterious duo, Dr. Cube and the professah??? Yeah- no one knows his real name, keeps it all hush-hush. They’re cookin’ up somethin’ wicked pissah, tryin’a recreate that amazin’ Super-Syrup that gave birth to Kaiju Hero French…

  • Force Trooper Robo

    Force Trooper Robo

    —

    by

    Kaiju Big Battel
    in

    Name: Force Trooper RoboType: Round-head robo heroHeight: 165 metersWeight: 278 metric tonsAttack: Flying force trooper kick, iron kick start, revved up rushWin/Lose/Draw: 4/2/1Allies: Atomic Trooper, Sentai Jin, Silver PotatoEnemies: Dr. Cube, Uchu Chu, Atomic Cannon Famous fighter who Force Trooper Robo was motorcycle courier from Sapporo. He is wound tragic cycling motor accident and the…