Category: Graveyard

Name: MuffuraType: Noise-reducing emit RumeHeight: 750 Metric FeetWeight: 150 catalytic TonsAttack: Smog-cycle SpinWin/Lose/Draw: 1/3/0Allies: None (Dr. Cube?)Enemies: Silver Potato This Kaiju Big Batteler was a monster made out of pipes and looked like a muffler – which is the explanation for the bizarre name. Muffura’s main goal was simple: “Destructo all Kaiju!” and did not…

Name: MultimoogType: Dr. Cube’s triple-head behemothHeight: 550 metersWeight: 2,500 boxes of rocksAttack: Sailor slap, 200 ton toe stomp, pink punch, lumbering leg dropWin/Lose/Draw: 2/2/0Allies: Dr. Cube, Beefy L’OxEnemies: Mota Naru, Silver Potato, Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle, Slo Feng Multimoog have interchangeable head to suit daily mood and menu change. Poor Multimoog has the misunderstood ambitions for becoming screen actor. Witness touching performance as Robot…

Name: Pablo PlantainType: El Grande Gusto hero twinsHeight: 60 metersWeight: 500 CentavosAttack: Cuban clothesline, the plantain roll, the double hurricaneRevolutions per Minute: 960Coup Factor: 0.397Win/Lose/Draw: 13/3/0Allies: Club Sandwich, Dusto Bunny, Powa RanjuruEnemies: Dr. Cube, Mung Wun, Beefy L’Ox Los Plantanos Are Not Yellow Planted in the fertile jungles of politically charged South America, Pedro and Pablo Plantain grew up as products of a corrupt…

Name: Polo CatoType: Dr. Cube’s giant-class smell creatureHeight: 450 metersWeight: 500 tons of kitty litterSpecific Gravity: 1.097Attack: Stealth stink bomb, litter boxing, rabid prick, raised-tail torture, noxious half-nelsonWin/Lose/Draw: 3/1/0Allies: Dr. Cube, MultimoogEnemies: Tomato juice, American Beetle, Dusto Bunny, Sky Deviler, Club Sandwich Polo Cato is lovable American-style giant class smell creature. Once in past time, Polo Cato almost road killed over by semi while…

Name: Sentai JinType: Heavily armed hero, based in the sciences and JujitsuField of View: 3 arcmin for main optSystem Focal length: 11.6 m for M.0.S.Disposition: 1000 mm clear apertureAttack: Fire five laser, Sentai bomb, concentration, analizationWin/Lose/Draw: TBAAllies: Silver Potato, Atomic Trooper, Force Trooper RoboEnemies: Sky Deviler, Uchu Chu, Dr. Cube Exponentially brain, Sentai Jin once being brilliant astrophysicist and lover of laser technology now…

Name: Shadow TrooperType: Once good, gone rouge round-head roboHeight: 170 metersWeight: 278 metric tonsAttack: Hazard kick, big steel bomb breaker, mechanical lift, global head buttWin/Lose/Draw: 0/1/0Allies: Atomic Trooper, Club Sandwich, GoldenrodEnemies: Dr. Cube, Mota Naru, Slo Feng, Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle Is mysterious troubled robo trooper loving quickest speed and danger fun. The teen time he was lovering of spandex muscle car Shadow Trooper…

Name: Sky DevilerType: Ravenous dimwit space bugHeight: 222 metersWeight: 1200 buckets of slopAttack: Swoop n’ eat attack, the brown belch, fin splint, myopic ray beam burn (similar to mild rugburn)Win/Lose/Draw: 2/7/0Allies: Uchu Chu, Mota Naru, Mung WunEnemies: Los Plantanos, Powa Ranguru, Beefy L’Ox Who is the sphincter mouth of depth-perception irrelevant monster? Sky Deviler most high ugliness the dive-bomb swoop. Special appetite skill…

Name: ZealotType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 1/1/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA

Name: Zombie PlantainType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 0/2/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA A Zombie Jamboree Everybody loves zombies (unless they’re trying to eat your brain). Just ask Mary Shelley, George Romero, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Lucio Fulci. You can also add longtime zombie aficionado Dr. Cube to this list. Cube has made a career out of Minionizing average Joe’s with his own special zombie recipe involving…