Category: Inactive Kaiju

Name: AstroachType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 0/0/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA

Name: Atomic Trooper RoboType: Round radioactive heroHeight: 170 metersWeight: 278 metric tonsDisposition: Calculated risk takerAttack: Flying atomic double-kick, wire whip, handlebar hold, super head buttWin/Lose/Draw: 1/1/0Allies: Force Trooper Robo, Silver Potato, Sentai JinEnemies: Dr. Cube, Uchu Chu, Sky Deviler, Cycloptopuss Who fights goodest fight? Atomic Trooper Robo is famous hero fighter. The teen time he was famous of bicycle all racing and tricks.…

Name: Call-Me-KevinType: Red and irritated RogueHeight: 3,097,768 fathomsWeight: 397,768 gallons of H20Attack: Deep-sea dive, submerged slap, kelp kick, hook-line sink, purple nurpleAnnoyance Factor: x13.5Win/Lose/Draw: 4/13/0Allies: Unibouzu, D.W. Cycloptopuss IIIEnemies: American Beetle, Slo Feng, Sky Deviler, Mota Naru Call-Me-Kevin steal name from origin mysterious. Falling from one ocean to other make memory bad and sadness big. Big red spike creature find ocean ally in Unibouzu.…

Name: CIA Imposter Plantain #1Type: Phony Yellow Anti-heroHeight: Los PlantanosWeight: Los PlantanosAttacks: Underhand sucker punch, secret slap, dirty digWin/Lose/Draw: 0/4/0Allies: Sock Puppet Dictator, CIAEnemies: Los Plantanos, hippies, communists Los Plantanos Vs CIA imposter Plantains Over the years Los Plantanos rose from humble beginnings in the South American jungle to be the most endearing duo in Kaiju Big Battel. As their popularity grew, the…

Name: CIA Imposter Plantain #2Type: Phony Yellow Anti-heroHeight: Los PlantanosWeight: Los PlantanosAttacks: Underhand sucker punch, secret slap, dirty digWin/Lose/Draw: 0/4/0Allies: Sock Puppet Dictator, CIAEnemies: Los Plantanos, hippies, communists Los Plantanos Vs CIA imposter Plantains Over the years Los Plantanos rose from humble beginnings in the South American jungle to be the most endearing duo in Kaiju Big Battel. As their popularity grew, the…

Name: SMX-001 CrawType: Super Minion ExtremeHeight: 67 metersLikes: Gambling, Fried ChickenAttack: Sothern Shovel, Iron Jaw LockFavorite Quote: “We are what we repeatedly do”Hobbies: Gambling, Pawning other peoples stuffWin/Lose/Draw: 1/7/0Allies: Cube’s Posse, WD40Enemies: Rust, Gambling, Steam Powered Tenticel Boulder The first SMX to roll off the line is SMX 001, codenamed Craw. Created with Dr. Cube’s patented “Extreme Mutation” technology, Craw has the power and…

Name: Dai Hachi HachiJapanese Translation: 8th BeeType: Wicked flying mysteryHeight: 88 stripesWeight: Always flapping wings and never landed on a scaleAttack: Droning victim, honey I shrunk your lifespan, sting fist of inflammatory painFavorite buzzwords: Synergy, embedded, liberty, and freedomWin/Lose/Draw: 0/8/0Allies: Nosy Nellies who don’t mind their own beeswaxEnemies: ? What is bugging you? Dai Hachi Hachi has the 8th trick in his arms – but…

Name: Der Mann AufgesogenType: Absorbent Sponge HomonculusHeight: 173 MetersWeight: 1/2 Ton empty, 250 Tons FullAttack: More Absorbent than the Brawniest MonsterWin/Lose/Draw: 1/0/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA World Class Elegance for your private pleasures: * Social Events * Dinner Parties * Baths and Massages * Special Occasions * 24 hours/ 7 days * Exotic Dance-O-Grams * Couples & Divorcees Welcome

Name: Dino Kang Jr.Type: Cute, unfriendly Cube creationHeight: 48,000 PikachuWeight: 70 doraemonDisposition: Opinionated squeakerAttack: Sideline squawk, eyeball claw, bystander gawkWin/Lose/Draw: 3/0/0Allies: Dr. Cube, Mommy’s pension planEnemies: Sky Deviler, Mota Naru, Los Plantanos, Dusto Bunny After asbestos poison of Dino Kang what can Dr. Cube do? He must the experiments to fabrication of evil replacements. Having the cute utensil at disposal, also Minions to work…

Name: Fallout CatererType: Maitre d’eathHeight: 191 MetersWeight: 420 BTUsAttack: Bring the Plutonium CheckWin/Lose/Draw: TBAAllies: TBAEnemies: TBA Who is most danger when introduce from table, Fallout Caterer bring the hors d’ouvres for not appetizing. Danger for sitting in black rain section, sing happy birthday is secret recipe for neutron antipasto. Poor Fallout Caterer, no customer can survive delivery of Alamedo Burger, Bikini Atoll Pancake.…