Author: Kaiju Big Battel

June 1, 2008 Philadelphia, PA The City of Brotherly Love became the City of Monsterly Aggression on the evening of June 1st, 2008, as Kaiju Big Battel made its triumphant return to Philadelphia at the Trocadero for Shpadoinkel Mania VII. Pedro Plantain vs The GrudyinThe night got off to a Brotherly feel, as former Kaiju…

New & Improved Boston MassacreThe evening also featured the debut of the newest member of the Kaiju family, Referee Nikuman, who took the reffing reins while Senior Official Jingi recovers from injuries sustained at Danger Strikes Back last month. Dusto Bunny vs TucorThe night kicked off with a fluffy fighto, as Dr. Cube’s hideous hybrid…

March 29, 2008 Providence, RI Danger Strikes Back. What a fitting Battel name. New Heroes debuted, the towering metal monstrosity known as the Danger Cage returned, legendary officials fell, and Lupo’s Heartbreak Hotel will never be the safe again. Danger was on the menu, and Providence, Rhode Island ordered a double Danger burger with monster…

February 9, 2008 New York, NY When Kaiju Big Battel invaded Manhattan’s Webster Hall on Saturday February 9th, grown-men cried, adoring young ladies screamed, and a mob of humans got their money’s worth, plus some. New York Blackout was no ordinary night of live monster wrestling: The Kaiju Commissioner revealed his latest Big Battel concept,…

November 9, 2007 Brooklyn, NY Nobody ever said it was all fun and games being a Kaiju monster. There are difficult decisions that come along with the territory. Was it a smart move for Dusto Bunny to step into the Big Ring before being cleared by KRC medics? Would D.W. Cycloptopuss III stand up to…

February 21, 2007 Boston, MA Before the opening ceremony had even begun, Kaiju’s historical TV pilot was interrupted by the Space Pirate Giii. He caused quite a ruckus until the Hero-In-Training stepped in to pacify the intergalactic swashbuckler. It took more than a H.I.T. to subdue Giii and fortunately, Neo Teppen and Tadd Bradley were…

October 20, 2006 Boston, MA After an enthralling performance of the Kaiju national anthem, the opening ceremonies of Sphadoinkel Mania were rudely disrupted by the Space Pirate Giii pummeling almost every building on Lansdowne Street. In his first Kaiju Battel ever, the newest hero Tad Bradley Hawaiian Paddler, triumphantly gagged Giii with a salty seawater…

When Pablo Plantain suffered a fruital fatality at Someone Must Die!, Kaiju Big Battel changed forever. Many believed that Dr. Cube had finally gone too far, but who could stop him? With the loss of Pablo to the grim grocer, and the treacherous Silver Potato joining Cube’s Posse, the Kaiju Heroes appeared to be going…

Sometimes it’s easy to forget that the combatants in Kaiju Big Battel put their lives on the line every time they step into the ring/cage/urban-cityscape. At Kaiju Big Battel: Someone Must Die! however, Dr. Cube and his shocking new acolyte made sure we all were acutely aware of the mortality of our Kaiju Heroes. Match…

The Kaiju Commissioner promoted the Xbox 360 Zero Hour Big Battel as a celebratory night of good sportsmanship and Heroic achievements. Dr. Cube however didn’t want to play the Commissioner’s game and used the bajillian-watt multimedia event to demo the wicked ways of his Posse. The glassy-eyed Xbox fans were either falling asleep on white…