Category: Fighto

Results Note: The following fighto is non-canon and is narrated by Hunninaught, who is searching for beloved Jeremiah the Pink Bear I pen this tale as a gift to my betrothed, my beloved, my Jeremiah Pink Bear. Tis a tale of love lost and found. A tale of beauty, and of woe, for those two…

Results Good Derano def The Gowanus Creature Burger Bear def Minion 67 Number 1 Contenders Match for Double Danger Tandem Championship: (Satanic Six) Azumyth & Mei Mei def Japandroid & Sun Buster Mystery Box Match: Steam-Powered Tentacle Boulder def Gomi-manThe Mystery Box contained the brain worm and SPTB was infected and turned evil. Sky Deviler…

Results We here at Kaiju Big Battel would like to extend a happy retirement to Referee Dundee! After a solid decade of service keeping monster aggression at bay, Referee Dundee finished his tour of duty for the Kaiju Regulatory Commission on 12/7, at Kaiju Big Battel’s Invader Games. Unicorn Party def Sirökos After the Fighto…

Results Zealot stumbles out with a knife in his back… Murder! American Beetle comes out to investigate with a giant magnifying glass and a Sherlock hat and pipe. Beetle tells the announcers that Zealot has been murdered! Cube enters with a Columbo trench coat. He announces that he is conducting an independent investigation. He looks…

Results Because Vinny D’ Lux couldn’t make it, Clybo chooses a fan named Tim, a.k.a. “Timmy DLC,” from the audience to help him co-host. He also announces the return of Call-Me-Kevin, who will be fighting later tonight. Burger Bear def Tucor Doctor Cube comes out wit Monger King, who is holding a “Good Extractor.” He…

Results Kaiju Gauntlet: Two Kaiju start. Once a Kaiju is defeated, a new Kaiju takes his place. Each Fighto has a stipulation chosen by the new Kaiju entering the ring. If a Kaiju manages to defeat 3 opponents in a row, they earn a 15 minute gamer break. Last Kaiju standing is crowned the NEW…

Results Lump of Coal Fighto: Steam Powered Tentacle Boulder def Hell Monkey Trick-or-Treat Fighto: Unicorn Party def Derano Naughty or Nice Fighto: Valfor def Japandroid Dia-BEATDOWN Fighto: Gowanus Creature vs Powa Ranjuru ended in no contest due to interference by Santa and his elves Halloween vs Christmas Fighto: Dr. Cube’s Minions vs Santa’s Elves ends…

Results Unicorn Party def Scab Sun Buster def Derano w/ the Brain Worm Japandroid & Steam-Powered Tentacle Boulder def Valfor & Jeremiah the Pink Bear after Jeremiah refuses to cooperate. Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle def Dr. Cube despite interference by Dr. Cube’s Minions and a Minion Ref that counted the “3” for Dr. Cube. Referee Dundee…

Results Fighto 1: American Beetle def The Gowanus Creature Fighto 2: French Toast and Japandroid def Thirteen and Super Minion 96 Fighto 3: Scab and Derano def Valfor and Sky Deviler II Fighto 4: Burger Bear def Tikirilla Fighto 5: Silver Potato def Hell Monkey Media

Results Fighto 1: Australian Rules Fighto (Kaiju must pin opponent on his stomach in order to win) Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle Soup def Tikirilla despite Tikirilla’s use of a giant can opener Fighto 2: Work Force Reduction Fighto (Kaiju Commissioner will fire one of the kaiju. Winner must sign the new contract first) Super Minion #13…