Author: Kaiju Big Battel

On an overcast Thursday evening in November, Kaiju Big Battel descended upon the Roxy in the Big Apple for Kaiju Rampage New York. This highly anticipated Battel featured the debut of the Danger Type Selector Wheel and the first-ever Rat Trap, Lucky Charm, and Weapons of Mass Destruction Battels, new Kaiju Hero RoBox, and the…

From the start, Kaiju Roxy Ruckus promised to be an explosive evening for the citizens of Boston. As the doors opened, the lucky few holding special passes from kaiju.com passed through a series of security checkpoints before entering the all new Kaiju Danger Zone. At the behest of the Commissioner this exclusive viewing area was…

Results Los Plantanos (Pablo Plantain & Pedro Plantain) def Dr. Cube’s Posse (Gomi-Man & Hell Monkey) Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle def Club Sandwich Dr. Cube def Uchu Chu Kaiju Grand Championship Match: Silver Potato (c) def Unibouzu Media DVDs for Sale at kaiju.com (Separately and Brooklyn Battel Pack)

On Saturday April 6th, 2002, the city of Boston was left in ruins as the contending forces of Kaiju clashed at Matsuri Mass Mayhem. Over 1200 humans bore witness to the mass destruction: more crushable cityscapes were destroyed in two hours than in all recent Big Battel history combined. The sold-out crowd was eager to…

Big Danger at the Shogun Showdown After a dispute with the Kaiju Commissioner over their illicit lyrical content, The Lot Six were forced to cancel their performance at the Atumnul Shogun Showdown. The Kaiju Commissioner’s favorite geek rock band, The Halloweenies played in lieu of The Lot Six. The Halloweenies were the perfect combination of disciplined…

Evildoers beware! On the 28th evening of September in the modern year 2001, the Kaiju Heroes returned to the Big Battel ring after a many-mooned hiatus. Delivering interplanetary justice and other jaw-dropping surprises to a sold-out crowd at Boston’s SMFA, these protectors of planet earth showed Kaiju’s most sinister reprobates who was boss of the…

May 26, 2001 Boston, MA Kaiju Big Battel make mayhem on the quad of Northeastern University in broad daylight. Louden Noxious and Dino Kang Jr. both make their announcing debut. Midori No Kaiju beat Mota Naru for the bragging right as who is king city-crusher of Kaiju. A triple threat between Sky Deviler, Beefy L’Ox,…

Results Hair vs Hare Match: Slo Feng def Dusto Bunny D.W. Cycloptopuss III and Moto Naru def Beefy L’Ox and Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle Hell Monkey and Multimoog def Uchu Chu and Sky Deviler Kaiju Grand Championship Match: Uchu Chu def Dr. Cube (c) (Title Change) Media TBA

Halloween 2000 Boston, MA First ever Kaiju steel cage match with musical cohorts, Kool Keith, Cave In, plus others. This Halloween bash exploded with Dr, Cube’s ridiculous table spot off a ladder. Uchu Chu took a beating from Cube but not before he crowned the box head with an extra-long light bulb. Also, humans witnessed…