Author: Kaiju Big Battel
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Billy McGuirk
Name: Billy McGuirk Type: Human MCHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: N/AAllies: Kaiju HeroesEnemies: Dr. Cube
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Burger Bear
Name: Burger BearType: Kaiju HeroHeight: 5000 Onion RingsWeight: 743.7 million Big Macs.Attack: Burger SplashWin/Lose/Draw: 48/20/0Allies: Bear Ranger, Unicorn PartyEnemies: Dr. Cube, Bear Ranger In the picturesque mountains of Greece where ancient legends still lingered in the air, a young girl named Daphne was an animal trainer at a small circus owned by her father. One…
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Call-Me-Kevin
Name: Call-Me-KevinType: Red and irritated RogueHeight: 3,097,768 fathomsWeight: 397,768 gallons of H20Attack: Deep-sea dive, submerged slap, kelp kick, hook-line sink, purple nurpleAnnoyance Factor: x13.5Win/Lose/Draw: 4/13/0Allies: Unibouzu, D.W. Cycloptopuss IIIEnemies: American Beetle, Slo Feng, Sky Deviler, Mota Naru Call-Me-Kevin steal name from origin mysterious. Falling from one ocean to other make memory bad and sadness big. Big red spike creature find ocean ally in Unibouzu.…
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Choker
Name: ChokerType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 2/7/0Allies: TBAEnemies: Powa Rajuru
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CIA Imposter Plantain #1
Name: CIA Imposter Plantain #1Type: Phony Yellow Anti-heroHeight: Los PlantanosWeight: Los PlantanosAttacks: Underhand sucker punch, secret slap, dirty digWin/Lose/Draw: 0/4/0Allies: Sock Puppet Dictator, CIAEnemies: Los Plantanos, hippies, communists Los Plantanos Vs CIA imposter Plantains Over the years Los Plantanos rose from humble beginnings in the South American jungle to be the most endearing duo in Kaiju Big Battel. As their popularity grew, the…
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CIA Imposter Plantain #2
Name: CIA Imposter Plantain #2Type: Phony Yellow Anti-heroHeight: Los PlantanosWeight: Los PlantanosAttacks: Underhand sucker punch, secret slap, dirty digWin/Lose/Draw: 0/4/0Allies: Sock Puppet Dictator, CIAEnemies: Los Plantanos, hippies, communists Los Plantanos Vs CIA imposter Plantains Over the years Los Plantanos rose from humble beginnings in the South American jungle to be the most endearing duo in Kaiju Big Battel. As their popularity grew, the…
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Club Sandwich
Name: Club SandwichType: Deli-style wields clubHeight: Lucky 88 LoafsWeight: 3 heart attacksAttack: Wilted Lettuce Technique, Deli Flop, Cold CutWin/Lose/Draw: 2/2/0Allies: NoneEnemies: Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle Nutrition Facts: Serving Size: 3,000 individuals, Calories: Billions and Billions, Total Fat: inestimable, Sodium: 1,990 tons, Protein: 11,000 tons. Ingredients: skin of two mattress softness, wit of rye, brain of turkey.…
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Craw
Name: SMX-001 CrawType: Super Minion ExtremeHeight: 67 metersLikes: Gambling, Fried ChickenAttack: Sothern Shovel, Iron Jaw LockFavorite Quote: “We are what we repeatedly do”Hobbies: Gambling, Pawning other peoples stuffWin/Lose/Draw: 1/7/0Allies: Cube’s Posse, WD40Enemies: Rust, Gambling, Steam Powered Tenticel Boulder The first SMX to roll off the line is SMX 001, codenamed Craw. Created with Dr. Cube’s patented “Extreme Mutation” technology, Craw has the power and…
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D.W. Cycloptopuss III
Name: D.W. Cycloptopuss IIIType: Deep-sea Rogue, clam scented-typeHeight: 20,000 leagues under the seaWeight: 200 clamshells, wetAttack: Seaweed squish, the tentacle trap, eight-arm leg lock, drunken noodle slapWin/Lose/Draw: 21/51/2Allies: Unibouzu, Call-Me-KevinEnemies: All humans Deep ocean monster coming to surface world for self-gain and beach fun time. Malodorous monster standing big with little moral heart. Will smashed fishing village and city night club for wanting…
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