Category: Kaiju Heroes

Name: Dusto BunnyType: Unclean home result heroHeight: One billion dust mitesWeight: 64 tons (mostly fluff)Attack: Bunny stomp, lucky foot kick, jack rabbit hammer punchIQ: Einstein, but better at mathWin/Lose/Draw: 53/40/2Allies: Silver Potato, Los Plantanos, Atomic CannonEnemies: No enemies, but susceptible to Swiffer™ mops. From kaiju.com: Schoolgirls make enormous screaming. Furious Fuzzy Terror. Many times ago,…

Name: Silver PotatoType: Metallic tuber-heroHeight: 140 metersWeight: 95,000 caloriesAttack: Au-gratin style kick, tuber terror, spudsault, silver missile kickWin/Lose/Draw: 42/25/2Allies: Los Plantains, Dusto Bunny, Sentai JinEnemies: Dr. Cube, Uchu Chu, Cycloptopuss From kaiju.com: The Mighty Silver Potato is famous tuber hero. Once lowly human he is the now having two style combat, Baked Style and Au Gratin Style. Special packaging of aluminum form gives…

Name: Super WrongType: Futuristic Incompetent HeroHeight: 5’10”Weight: 169Weight with Helmet: 222Attack: White tornado strike, disco ball buster, mojito sunrise, strob-o’ doplpugangoFashion Sense: GarishFighting Sense: 0Win/Lose/Draw: 8/22/0Allies: None who are willing to admit itEnemies: Gomi-man, unknown ancestor From kaiju.com: The Super Wrong to find the a Slug of the Dr. Cube to fly towards the past, so stopping to the mystery ancestor to prevent to destroy the…

Name: Paco PlantainType: El Grande Gusto heroHeight: 60 metersWeight: 500 CentavosAttack: Cuban clothesline, the plantain roll, the double hurricaneRevolutions per Minute: 960Coup Factor: 0.397Win/Lose/Draw: 29/17/1Allies: Dusto Bunny, Powa RanjuruEnemies: Dr. Cube From kaiju.com: El order social es un pequeno burgo drogas celebracion. Burros por todos manuel trabajos. Los lobos grande gusto revolution! El Sock Puppet Dictator son las meurto en el dia con mucho…

Name: Sun BusterType: Aspiring Do-gooderHeight: 5’8″ with heeled bootsWeight: 160lbs, maybeAttack: GPA drop; gopher it; up-up down-down left-right left-right A BCareer lesson: It helps to know people in high places.Course Credit: Not available.Win/Lose/Draw: 25/17/0Allies: Neo Teppen, Pedro Plantain, American BeetleEnemies: Giii, Vegetius, Call-Me-Kevin From kaiju.com: The intern of the Hero is the extreme Hero of Kaiju and so…

Name: French ToastType: E.U. breakfast HeroHeight: One Eiffel TowerWeight: Two thousand tons of rageAttack: Waffle SlamWin/Lose/Draw: 12/20/1Allies: ???Enemies: American Beetle, Steam-Powered Tentacle Boulder Gaston Bourzat was born in Grenoble, France, in 1920 to poor shoe makers, Amélie and Jean-Pierre Bourzat. Jean-Pierre died when Gaston was a child, and Amélie was chemically poisoned in a photo-booth accident while Gaston was a teen. By early…

Name: JapandroidType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 8/9/0Allies: Unicorn PartyEnemies: Dr. Cube, Hell Monkey

Name: Good DeranoType: Kaiju Hero?Height: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 2/1/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA Derano was once a duck, a normal duck doing normal duck things. In the rainy depths of the Pacific Northwest, he led a seemingly tranquil life, quacking his way through the serene lakes and rivers. Little did he suspect that his ordinary existence was on the brink of a surreal transformation. In…

Name: Kung-Fu Chicken NoodleType: Unfriendliest rogue consommeHeight: 100 metersWeight: 120 fluid tonsAttack: Kickin’ noodle stance, chicken bone choke, steam rollerMSG Count: 40%Tag Line: Mmm Mmm Bad!Win/Lose/Draw: 57/18/0Allies: NoneEnemies: All humans, All Kaiju, Everyone From kaiju.com: In Y2K crisis, maximum production levels forcing Cantonese worker at having special bowl of chicken soup cooking on stove. Because…

Name: Unicorn PartyType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 50/8/1Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA