Author: Kaiju Big Battel
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Dai Hachi Hachi
Name: Dai Hachi HachiJapanese Translation: 8th BeeType: Wicked flying mysteryHeight: 88 stripesWeight: Always flapping wings and never landed on a scaleAttack: Droning victim, honey I shrunk your lifespan, sting fist of inflammatory painFavorite buzzwords: Synergy, embedded, liberty, and freedomWin/Lose/Draw: 0/8/0Allies: Nosy Nellies who don’t mind their own beeswaxEnemies: ? What is bugging you? Dai Hachi Hachi has the 8th trick in his arms – but…
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Der Mann Aufgesogen
Name: Der Mann AufgesogenType: Absorbent Sponge HomonculusHeight: 173 MetersWeight: 1/2 Ton empty, 250 Tons FullAttack: More Absorbent than the Brawniest MonsterWin/Lose/Draw: 1/0/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA World Class Elegance for your private pleasures: * Social Events * Dinner Parties * Baths and Massages * Special Occasions * 24 hours/ 7 days * Exotic Dance-O-Grams * Couples & Divorcees Welcome
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Evil Derano
Name: DeranoType: Dr. Cube’s PosseHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 11/27/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA Derano was once a duck, a normal duck doing normal duck things. In the rainy depths of the Pacific Northwest, he led a seemingly tranquil life, quacking his way through the serene lakes and rivers. Little did he suspect that his ordinary existence was on the brink of a surreal transformation. In…
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Dino Kang
Name: Dino KangType: The cute and friendliestHeight: 48 Plastic YardsticksWeight: 70 TonsAttack: Cutest Prehistoric HopWin/Lose/Draw: 2/0/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA Dr. Cube was tired of being constantly asked why… “Why are there no monsters like Gojira in the Posse?”“Why don’t you clone some dinosaurs?”“Why are there no girl Kaiju in the Posse?” His answer?“Why don’t you shut…
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Dino Kang Jr.
Name: Dino Kang Jr.Type: Cute, unfriendly Cube creationHeight: 48,000 PikachuWeight: 70 doraemonDisposition: Opinionated squeakerAttack: Sideline squawk, eyeball claw, bystander gawkWin/Lose/Draw: 3/0/0Allies: Dr. Cube, Mommy’s pension planEnemies: Sky Deviler, Mota Naru, Los Plantanos, Dusto Bunny After asbestos poison of Dino Kang what can Dr. Cube do? He must the experiments to fabrication of evil replacements. Having the cute utensil at disposal, also Minions to work…
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Double Unicorn Dark
Name: Double Unicorn DarkType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 7/17/0Allies: Dr. CubeEnemies: Unicorn Party Dudley Dorcha never loved his real parents, and never was loved by them. At the age of 6, he ran away and became lost, somehow finding himself in the land of the Unicorns. Bogha-froise, the King of the Unicorns, decided to raise him as his own and taught him the…
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Dr. Cube
Name: Dr. CubeType: Destroys by appointmentHeight: 80 metersWeight: 12,200 cc of poisoned leadAttack: Malpractice technique, scalpel kick, morphonic knockout, hospital hara horrorWins/lose: 24/49/2Allies: Everyone in the PosseEnemies: Uchu Chu, Silver Potato, Los Plantanos Dr. Cube is mostly evil plastic surgeon helps hide him. In real is monster man with amazing blood spattering square head. Good…
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Dusto Bunny
Name: Dusto BunnyType: Unclean home result heroHeight: One billion dust mitesWeight: 64 tons (mostly fluff)Attack: Bunny stomp, lucky foot kick, jack rabbit hammer punchIQ: Einstein, but better at mathWin/Lose/Draw: 52/39/2Allies: Silver Potato, Los Plantanos, Atomic CannonEnemies: No enemies, but susceptible to Swiffer™ mops. Schoolgirls make enormous screaming. Furious Fuzzy Terror. Many times ago, discovery by…
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Eargernon
Name: EargernonType: Human-ear mutation rodent of heroic proportionsHeight: 45 meters of habitrailsWeight: 9834 pounds of goudaAttack: Super squeak attack, whip tail curl, pinky punch, boxed wine boutWin/Lose/Draw: TBAAllies: Dusto Bunny, American Beetle, Powa RanjuruEnemies: Dr. Cube, Atomic Cannon, Sky Deviler Cutest mouse rescued from most mutant experience at Massachusetts Institute of Technology splice lab. Splicing experiment and pink box-o-wine resulting pink ear mouse.…
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Eargernon II
Name: Eargernon IIType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 2/8/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA Decades after the tragic death of the original, Doctor Cube would go on to design an upgraded version of Eargernon, cloning an evil variant of the genetically-altered giant mouse, from a giant Q-tip discovered in the Kaiju dressing room. This Eargernon would again boast a…
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