Category: Fighto

Hero Intern ’08 vs D.W. Cycloptopuss IIID.W. Cycloptopuss III started the evening with an open challenge to any Kaiju Hero, and to the sea beast’s surprise, Hero Intern ’08 made his first ever Big Battel appearance. Although equipped with a guitar power-up, the rocking rookie was without the guidance of a Kaiju mentor. Surprisingly, HI-8…

February 9, 2008 New York, NY When Kaiju Big Battel invaded Manhattan’s Webster Hall on Saturday February 9th, grown-men cried, adoring young ladies screamed, and a mob of humans got their money’s worth, plus some. New York Blackout was no ordinary night of live monster wrestling: The Kaiju Commissioner revealed his latest Big Battel concept,…

Fighto 1: Brooklyn Street FightoDusto Bunny couldn’t wait for Louden Noxious to finish introducing More Better Fighto before making his entrance. As the Hare-sute Hero made his way into the Big Ring, it appeared as if the grimy guru was back to 100% following his nasty staph infection. However, Giii the Space Pirate looked to…

February 21, 2007 Boston, MA Before the opening ceremony had even begun, Kaiju’s historical TV pilot was interrupted by the Space Pirate Giii. He caused quite a ruckus until the Hero-In-Training stepped in to pacify the intergalactic swashbuckler. It took more than a H.I.T. to subdue Giii and fortunately, Neo Teppen and Tadd Bradley were…

When Kaiju Big Battel invaded the Avalon Boston on Friday October 20th it was no ordinary Big Battel, it was a Shpadoinkel Mania – the paragon of live monster wrestling. For almost two decades, Shpadoinkel Mania has stood for everything dear to the Kaiju Universe: monster mayhem, wanton destruction, the rise and fall of Champions,…

When Pablo Plantain suffered a fruital fatality at Someone Must Die!, Kaiju Big Battel changed forever. Many believed that Dr. Cube had finally gone too far, but who could stop him? With the loss of Pablo to the grim grocer, and the treacherous Silver Potato joining Cube’s Posse, the Kaiju Heroes appeared to be going…

Sometimes it’s easy to forget that the combatants in Kaiju Big Battel put their lives on the line every time they step into the ring/cage/urban-cityscape. At Kaiju Big Battel: Someone Must Die! however, Dr. Cube and his shocking new acolyte made sure we all were acutely aware of the mortality of our Kaiju Heroes. Match…

The Kaiju Commissioner promoted the Xbox 360 Zero Hour Big Battel as a celebratory night of good sportsmanship and Heroic achievements. Dr. Cube however didn’t want to play the Commissioner’s game and used the bajillian-watt multimedia event to demo the wicked ways of his Posse. The glassy-eyed Xbox fans were either falling asleep on white…

Results American Beetle & Los Plantanos (Pablo Plantain & Pedro Plantain) vs Uchu Chu & The SwarmNeo Teppen (w/ Powa Ranjuru) vs Dr. Cube (w/ Gomi-man & The Grudyin) Media

Tinsel Town Showdown, Kaiju Big Battel’s first ever foray into Los Angeles, featured everything you would expect from a Hollywood blockbuster – action, explosions, chaos, surprise twists, and a budget bigger than the GDP of most small countries. As the dust and debris settled, all that was left was a kidnapped Heroic icon, a defeated…