Kaiju Big Battel

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  • Tickets for Unholy Diver SOLD OUT!

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    Thanks to everyone who made this possible. We look forward to seeing you on March 1st!

  • March 28th Show Renamed To “WHAT’S OPERA, DR. CUBE?”

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    UPDATE FOR PITTSBURGH!WHAT’S OPERA, DR. CUBE?March 28th at the Byham TheaterThanks to our friends at the Pittsburgh Cultural TrustGet seats soon, this one is going to hit! Kaiju Big Battel storms into Pittsburgh on March 28, 2026—bringing an unforgettable spectacle that will leave fans on the edge of their seats. This over-the-top event blends fighto!…

  • Tickets for Unholy Diver Still Available

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    Kaiju Big Battel: Unholy DiverSun • Mar 01, 2026 • 6:00 PMThe Bell House, Brooklyn, NY Under 18 w/ Parent or Legal Guardian / 18+ Whoa Kaiju Big Battel is a modern conflict of epic proportions. A few privileged humans also get in on the action, as they try to contain danger within the 3-roped…

  • Santa Gets Crucified! Happy Holidays from Kaiju Big Battel!

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    Relive the events leading up to Santa’s crucifixion by the dastardly Hell Monkey!

  • Referee Washington

    Referee Washington

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    Name: Referee Ulysses J. WashingtonType: Human RefereeHeight: Tall EnoughWeight: Not tellingAttack: Taking NotesAllies: Kaiju HeroesEnemies: Dr. Cube In the wake of the retirement of the legendary “You Call That A Knife” Dundee, a new human has been selected to wear the stripes! This handsome lad made his debut at our 10/10/24 event in Tokyo, and is an absolute mystery! Here is…

  • Kaiju Big Battel presents BETWEEN THE SHEETZ: Saturday 3/28 at 7:30PM in Pittsburgh

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    PITTSBURGH! WE’RE BACK! Well… soon! Join us for BETWEEN THE SHEETZ on 3/28 at the historic Byham Theater, thanks to our friends at the Pittsburgh Cultural Trust! Don’t miss out on this evening chock full of monster mayhem! Get tickets here before they disappear: https://linktr.ee/kaijubigbattel

  • What’s Opera, Dr. Cube? (March 28, 2026)

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  • Anna Dramina

    Anna Dramina

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    Name: Anna DraminaType: Darlin’ superhero loverHeight: PetiteWeight: Weightless in spaceAttack: Only when necessary; silver slap, black-boot stomp, dome damagerAllies: All heroesEnemies: Uchu Chu, Dr. Cube, Cycloptopuss Anna Dramina, daughter of King Ramayo of planet Gidcer, is the space human of silver coloring and moral uprightness. Universal women being the support of Silver Potato boyfriend and purveyor of unique affairs. Also fond of…

  • Anthony Salbino

    Anthony Salbino

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    Name: Anthony SalbinoType: Industrious HumanHeight: 6’2″Weight: 190 lbs.Occupation: Demolitionist and construction workerLikes: Destruction, hard work, round girls, and canned beerAttack: Blue-Collar Breakdown, Steadfast Save, Crowd-Control Catch, Building-Rebuilding BouncePreferred Drink: Pabst tall boys Anthony Salbino hardest working construction, always repairing Kaiju Big damage Battel. Working harder than anyones. From longest lineage of Italian construction. Construction business is 100% legitimacy. Vending machines no longer sweet.…

  • Beav

    Beav

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    Name: Beav Abdul WallaceType: Loudens LackyHeight: 5’9″Weight: 90 lbs.Disposition: AnnoyingWeapon: Run and HideDisposition: Excitable and easly distractedLikes: Kittins, Shiny Things Who calls the danger? Not this one run and cry. Having Noxious for the overseer for working sniffing out the news like a lucky dog. Is afraid of Baltimore but why? some times turned to puppet bt Tatoo Swami.Has many hats to wear…