Author: Kaiju Big Battel

  • Santa Gets Crucified! Happy Holidays from Kaiju Big Battel!

    Relive the events leading up to Santa’s crucifixion by the dastardly Hell Monkey!

  • Referee Washington

    Referee Washington

    Name: Referee Ulysses J. WashingtonType: Human RefereeHeight: Tall EnoughWeight: Not tellingAttack: Taking NotesAllies: Kaiju HeroesEnemies: Dr. Cube In the wake of the retirement of the legendary “You Call That A Knife” Dundee, a new human has been selected to wear the stripes! This handsome lad made his debut at our 10/10/24 event in Tokyo, and is an absolute mystery! Here is…

  • Kaiju Big Battel presents BETWEEN THE SHEETZ: Saturday 3/28 at 7:30PM in Pittsburgh

    PITTSBURGH! WE’RE BACK! Well… soon! Join us for BETWEEN THE SHEETZ on 3/28 at the historic Byham Theater, thanks to our friends at the Pittsburgh Cultural Trust! Don’t miss out on this evening chock full of monster mayhem! Get tickets here before they disappear: https://linktr.ee/kaijubigbattel

  • Anna Dramina

    Anna Dramina

    Name: Anna DraminaType: Darlin’ superhero loverHeight: PetiteWeight: Weightless in spaceAttack: Only when necessary; silver slap, black-boot stomp, dome damagerAllies: All heroesEnemies: Uchu Chu, Dr. Cube, Cycloptopuss Anna Dramina, daughter of King Ramayo of planet Gidcer, is the space human of silver coloring and moral uprightness. Universal women being the support of Silver Potato boyfriend and purveyor of unique affairs. Also fond of…

  • Anthony Salbino

    Anthony Salbino

    Name: Anthony SalbinoType: Industrious HumanHeight: 6’2″Weight: 190 lbs.Occupation: Demolitionist and construction workerLikes: Destruction, hard work, round girls, and canned beerAttack: Blue-Collar Breakdown, Steadfast Save, Crowd-Control Catch, Building-Rebuilding BouncePreferred Drink: Pabst tall boys Anthony Salbino hardest working construction, always repairing Kaiju Big damage Battel. Working harder than anyones. From longest lineage of Italian construction. Construction business is 100% legitimacy. Vending machines no longer sweet.…

  • Beav

    Beav

    Name: Beav Abdul WallaceType: Loudens LackyHeight: 5’9″Weight: 90 lbs.Disposition: AnnoyingWeapon: Run and HideDisposition: Excitable and easly distractedLikes: Kittins, Shiny Things Who calls the danger? Not this one run and cry. Having Noxious for the overseer for working sniffing out the news like a lucky dog. Is afraid of Baltimore but why? some times turned to puppet bt Tatoo Swami.Has many hats to wear…

  • Blanco Loco

    Blanco Loco

    Name: Blanco LocoType: Human Masked WrestlerHeight: 5 ft 10 in (1.78 m)Weight: 185 lbs (84 kg)Attack: Blanco BusterWin/Lose/Draw: 5/3/0Allies: Sun Buster, Dream Girl EllieEnemies: Dr. Cube’s Posse, Double Unicorn Dark

  • Chris Hero

    Chris Hero

    Name: Chris HeroType: TBAHeight: 6 ft 4 in (193 cm)Weight: 270 lb (122 kg)Attack: Cyclone Kill, Hangman’s Clutch, Hero’s Welcome, Rolling ElbowAllies: Dr. CubeEnemies: Louden Noxious, Hawaiian Paddler Tadd Bradley, Dusto Bunny Was ejected from New York Blackout after trying to choke out Louden Noxious. Returned during the RoBox Robolimination Rumble to attack Tadd Bradley, Hawaiian Paddler and Dusto Bunny. Goal in Kaiju Big Battel…

  • Dream Girl Ellie

    Dream Girl Ellie

    Name: Dream Girl EllieType: Human WrestlerHeight: 5 ft 3 in (1.60 m)Weight: TBAAttack: Dream Drop, German SuplexWin/Lose/Draw: 1/0/0Allies: Blanco LocoEnemies: Monger King, Merl Skeeter