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  • Double Unicorn Dark

    Double Unicorn Dark

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    Name: Double Unicorn DarkType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 7/17/0Allies: Dr. CubeEnemies: Unicorn Party Dudley Dorcha never loved his real parents, and never was loved by them. At the age of 6, he ran away and became lost, somehow finding himself in the land of the Unicorns. Bogha-froise, the King of the Unicorns, decided to raise him as his own and taught him the…

  • Eargernon II

    Eargernon II

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    Name: Eargernon IIType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 2/8/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA Decades after the tragic death of the original, Doctor Cube would go on to design an upgraded version of Eargernon, cloning an evil variant of the genetically-altered giant mouse, from a giant Q-tip discovered in the Kaiju dressing room. This Eargernon would again boast a…

  • Erebus

    Erebus

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    Name: ErebusType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 11/23/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA Once upon a time, in the distant lands of Albania near the border with Greece, a mysterious chain of events unfolded. It all began when two adventurous tourists stumbled upon a hidden cave along the rocky shores. Little did they know that this cave held the remains of a long-forgotten creature, according to local…

  • Gambling Bug

    Gambling Bug

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    Name: Gambling BugType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 11/16/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA

  • Dusto Bunny

    Dusto Bunny

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    Name: Dusto BunnyType: Unclean home result heroHeight: One billion dust mitesWeight: 64 tons (mostly fluff)Attack: Bunny stomp, lucky foot kick, jack rabbit hammer punchIQ: Einstein, but better at mathWin/Lose/Draw: 52/39/2Allies: Silver Potato, Los Plantanos, Atomic CannonEnemies: No enemies, but susceptible to Swiffer™ mops. Schoolgirls make enormous screaming. Furious Fuzzy Terror. Many times ago, discovery by…

  • Is Is Kinder

    Is Is Kinder

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    Name: Is Is KinderType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 5/15/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA

  • Merl Skeeter

    Merl Skeeter

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    Name: Merl SkeeterType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 7/15/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA Dr. Cube had spent years researching the Zika virus, determined to find a cure. Finally, after many long months of testing and experimentation, he succeeded. He had invented a cure that was effective against the virus, but there was just one problem – the virus was not spreading fast enough. You see he…

  • Powa Ranjuru

    Powa Ranjuru

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    Name: Powa RanjuruType: Angelic super heroine typeHeight: Variable vinyl type omega leap sneakersWeight: Junior bantam wieghtAge: 17Style: Timely fashionAttack: “Mallet Protector” beat down, air jordan face plant, little brother squish, ultra-pain back handWin/Lose/Draw: 31/8/1Allies: Atomic Trooper, Silver Potato, Dusto BunnyEnemies: Sky Deviler, Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle, Dr. Cube In the quaint Chinatown of Tokyo, nestled beneath…

  • Scab

    Scab

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    Name: ScabType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 4/14/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA

  • RoBox

    RoBox

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    Name: RoBoxType: Redeeming enviro-friendly heroHeight: Not tall enoughWeight: Too heavy and slow for his own goodAttack: Reverse defragmenter, box cutter, whirlwind whipWin/Lose/Draw: 2/2/0Allies: American Beetle, Silver Potato, Dumpster Diving CoalitionEnemies: Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle, Dr. Cube’s Posse, US Media hype RoBox is being enviro-friendly hero robo of faced with redemption human. Box is huge and two…