Author: Kaiju Big Battel
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Gomi-man
Name: Gomi-manType: Dr. Cube’s Garden State garbage monsterHeight: 4567 tin cansWeight: 9805 banana peels + 1 stolen shopping cartAliases Used: NJD980529461; Chemical HillAttack: Garbage-pail skid, compost-heap kick, rotting-rubbish recoil, toxic spill, biodegradable beatdown, rusty clothespinWin/Lose/Draw: 6/23/0Allies: Dr. Cube’s Posse (although all Dr. Cube’s monsters shun Gomi-man)Enemies: Slo Feng, Los Plantanos, American Beetle Filthy fighter is…
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Gowanus Creature
Name: Gowanus CreatureType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 2/4/1Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA
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Grok Lobster
Name: Grok LobsterType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAAllies: TBAEnemies: TBA Apparently a lobster hero that has jurisdiction in Maine.
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Grudyin
Name: The GrudyinType: Feral Beast-type CreatureHeight: 20,124 barrels of monkeysWeight: 2 ton gorilla + bucket of fishAttack: Big ol’ bite, spikey teat attackEats: Bananas, guppies, peopleDoesn’t Eat: His master’s handWin/Lose/Draw: 12/24/0Allies: Dr. Cube, SMX-001 AKA Craw, SDS-1Enemies: Los Plantanos When Hell Monkey facing enemy in Battel most important, only time for Square Physician Man to…
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Haack
Name: HaackType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 2/1/0Allies: SlaashEnemies: TBA
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Hawaiian Paddler Tad Bradley
Name: Hawaiian Paddler Tad BradleyType: Surf Mutant Chicken HeroHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: Aloholacaust, Chicken CrazyWin/Lose/Draw: 9/7/0Allies: TucorEnemies: Giii The Space Pirate Tad, an all-American college pro and three-time Surf and Turf Games Champion, is trained in the mysterious Chicken-Style of kung-fu. His name is spelt either Tadd or Tad, it seems no one has commented on it. In the shadow of the majestic Mauna…
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Hell Monkey
Name: Hell MonkeyType: Extra-spicy danger, Dr. Cube styleHeight: 666 bananas stacked end to endWeight: 666 bananas stacked end to endTemperature: 3000 degrees KelvinAttack: Fire-breath wonder nose, hottie tail whip, nine hells hold, the burning sensationWin/Lose/Draw: 36/52/1Allies: Dr. CubeEnemies: Everyone ‘cept Dr. Cube Who is the biggest danger-bringer? Hell Monkey is arrived!!! His is cute and…
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Hunninaught
Name: HunninaughtType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 5/9/0Allies: Pink BearEnemies: Super Wrong In them far-flung corners of Planet Lemhar, where the air hung thick with desperation and the neon glow of vice painted the city, there arose a crafty sugar peddler known as Hunninaught. By his side stood his partner in crime and brother, Geehaught, who led him down the tempting path of Royal…
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Iron Brother Claw
Name: Brother ClawType: MercenaryHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 3/8/0Allies: Anyone with Money, Sometimes his Bros.Enemies: Anyone without Money The Iron Brothers are mercenaries that even Dr. Cube’s Posse fears. Together, the terrible threesome includes Brother Claw, Brother Fist, and Brother Mace. Each is distinguishable by their weapon-appendage. These three are mercenaries for hire to the rest of the Kaiju Battelers. They are infamous for their…
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Iron Brother Fist
Name: Brother FistType: MercenaryHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 3/11/0Allies: Anyone with Money, Sometimes his Bros.Enemies: Anyone without Money The Iron Brothers are mercenaries that even Dr. Cube’s Posse fears. Together, the terrible threesome includes Brother Claw, Brother Fist, and Brother Mace. Each is distinguishable by their weapon-appendage. These three are mercenaries for hire to the rest of the Kaiju Battelers. They are infamous for their…
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