Author: Kaiju Big Battel
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Iron Brother Fist
Name: Brother FistType: MercenaryHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 3/11/0Allies: Anyone with Money, Sometimes his Bros.Enemies: Anyone without Money The Iron Brothers are mercenaries that even Dr. Cube’s Posse fears. Together, the terrible threesome includes Brother Claw, Brother Fist, and Brother Mace. Each is distinguishable by their weapon-appendage. These three are mercenaries for hire to the rest of the Kaiju Battelers. They are infamous for their…
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Iron Brother Mace
Name: Brother MaceType: MercenaryHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 3/10/0Allies: Anyone with Money, Sometimes his Bros.Enemies: Anyone without Money The Iron Brothers are mercenaries that even Dr. Cube’s Posse fears. Together, the terrible threesome includes Brother Claw, Brother Fist, and Brother Mace. Each is distinguishable by their weapon-appendage. These three are mercenaries for hire to the rest of the Kaiju Battelers. They are infamous for their…
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Is Is Kinder
Name: Is Is KinderType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 5/14/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA
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Japandroid
Name: JapandroidType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 8/7/0Allies: Unicorn PartyEnemies: Dr. Cube, Hell Monkey
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Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle
Name: Kung-Fu Chicken NoodleType: Unfriendliest rogue consommeHeight: 100 metersWeight: 120 fluid tonsAttack: Kickin’ noodle stance, chicken bone choke, steam rollerMSG Count: 40%Tag Line: Mmm Mmm Bad!Win/Lose/Draw: 55/18/0Allies: NoneEnemies: All humans, All Kaiju, Everyone In Y2K crisis, maximum production levels forcing Cantonese worker at having special bowl of chicken soup cooking on stove. Because not fresh,…
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Marutambo
Name: MarutamboType: Posse Timber-manHeight: 48,128 chordsWeight: 109,292 2×4’sAttack: Lumber lash, arbor arm-bar, caber tossTenants: 2 squirrels, 3 birds, 1 kiteLeast favorite joke: The one about the 3 holes in the groundWin/Lose/Draw: 0/2/0Allies: Dr. Cube, Super Minion #96, Hell Monkey, MinionsEnemies: Heroes, lumberjacks So large Super Minion fall in ball game through well of the deepening. Fertilizer for beauty of the lawn is also for…
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Merl Skeeter
Name: Merl SkeeterType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 7/15/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA Dr. Cube had spent years researching the Zika virus, determined to find a cure. Finally, after many long months of testing and experimentation, he succeeded. He had invented a cure that was effective against the virus, but there was just one problem – the virus was not spreading fast enough. You see he…
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Metal Wing Black
Name: Metal Wing BlackType: Former Unpaid InternHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 9/4/0Allies: Tadd Bradley Hawaiian Paddler, Dusto Bunny, Sun BusterEnemies: D.W. Cycloptopuss III, Tucor, The Grudyin, Vegetius
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Midori 2000
Name: Midori 2000Type: Midori-no-kaiju species Height: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 0/1/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA The “Dragon” summoned from the mysterious Pearl Of Power, Midori 2000 used their powers to erase Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle’s expiration date from the time-space continuum.
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Midori No Kaiju
Name: Midori no KaijuType: Cube’s greenish terror lizardHeight: 6200 cubitsWeight: 75 Osaka city busesAttack: Midori no punchu, spit deadly paralysis, power pinchWin/Lose/Draw: 2/8/0Allies: Dr. Cube, Multimoog, Dino Kang Jr.Enemies: Powa Ranjuru, Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle, Cycloptopuss In a distant realm of the solar system, there lurked a fearsome creature known as Midori no Kaiju, the greenish terror lizard. From the crimson plains of Mars,…
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