Author: Kaiju Big Battel
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Kaiju Big Battel presents THE GAME SHOW SHOW 2: Presale code available for Patreon subscribers
From the Kaiju Big Battel Discord: Our Bell House return is OFFICIAL!! With “Go Ahead Make My May!” SOLD OUT, we thought we’d get a head start on our next event when Kaiju Big Battel presents THE GAME SHOW SHOW 2, August 30th 2026. Even better, as Patreon members of the Kaiju Klubhouse, we are…
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“What’s Opera, Doctor Cube?” NOW STREAMING on Patreon – Pittsburgh, PA
Available now to all tiers: It’s a story of love, romance, betrayal and revenge, penned in only the way Kaiju Big Battel’s greatest dramaturge Hunninaught can. It happened in Pittsburgh and now it makes it’s way to the Kaiju Big Battel Patreon in it’s entirety! Join American Beetle, Hell Monkey, Steam Powered Tentacle Boulder, Burger…
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Bear Ranger
Name: Bear RangerType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 10/14/0Allies: TBAEnemies: Powa Ranjuru In the picturesque mountains of Greece, where ancient legends still lingered in the air, a young girl named Daphne stumbled upon an enigmatic sight that would forever change her life. She was an animal trainer at a small circus owned by her father She would often roam the forests on her days…
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Choker
Name: ChokerType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 2/7/0Allies: TBAEnemies: Powa Rajuru
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Double Unicorn Dark
Name: Double Unicorn DarkType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 7/19/0Allies: Dr. CubeEnemies: Unicorn Party Dudley Dorcha never loved his real parents, and never was loved by them. At the age of 6, he ran away and became lost, somehow finding himself in the land of the Unicorns. Bogha-froise, the King of the Unicorns, decided to raise him as his own and taught him the…
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Eargernon II
Name: Eargernon IIType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 3/8/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA Decades after the tragic death of the original, Doctor Cube would go on to design an upgraded version of Eargernon, cloning an evil variant of the genetically-altered giant mouse, from a giant Q-tip discovered in the Kaiju dressing room. This Eargernon would again boast a…
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Erebus
Name: ErebusType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 11/23/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA Once upon a time, in the distant lands of Albania near the border with Greece, a mysterious chain of events unfolded. It all began when two adventurous tourists stumbled upon a hidden cave along the rocky shores. Little did they know that this cave held the remains of a long-forgotten creature, according to local…
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Gambling Bug
Name: Gambling BugType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 14/16/0Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA
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Dusto Bunny
Name: Dusto BunnyType: Unclean home result heroHeight: One billion dust mitesWeight: 64 tons (mostly fluff)Attack: Bunny stomp, lucky foot kick, jack rabbit hammer punchIQ: Einstein, but better at mathWin/Lose/Draw: 53/40/2Allies: Silver Potato, Los Plantanos, Atomic CannonEnemies: No enemies, but susceptible to Swiffer™ mops. From kaiju.com: Schoolgirls make enormous screaming. Furious Fuzzy Terror. Many times ago,…