Author: Kaiju Big Battel
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Silver Potato
Name: Silver PotatoType: Metallic tuber-heroHeight: 140 metersWeight: 95,000 caloriesAttack: Au-gratin style kick, tuber terror, spudsault, silver missile kickWin/Lose/Draw: 41/24/2Allies: Los Plantains, Dusto Bunny, Sentai JinEnemies: Dr. Cube, Uchu Chu, Cycloptopuss The Mighty Silver Potato is famous tuber hero. Once lowly human he is the now having two style combat, Baked Style and Au Gratin Style. Special packaging of aluminum form gives protection from…
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Thirteen
Name: ThirteenType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 11/36/1Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA
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Super Wrong
Name: Super WrongType: Futuristic Incompetent HeroHeight: 5’10”Weight: 169Weight with Helmet: 222Attack: White tornado strike, disco ball buster, mojito sunrise, strob-o’ doplpugangoFashion Sense: GarishFighting Sense: 0Win/Lose/Draw: 8/22/0Allies: None who are willing to admit itEnemies: Gomi-man, unknown ancestor The Super Wrong to find the a Slug of the Dr. Cube to fly towards the past, so stopping to the mystery ancestor to prevent to destroy the world. Unfortunately…
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Unibouzu
Name: UnibouzuType: Radioactive sea urchin-style creatureHeight: 3 million leagues under the seaWeight: 6 million nigiri servings and a dash of wasabiAttack: Da bomb, spike pile driver, sunken-sub wreck, sea urchin row, cactus smack, pickle prickAllies: Call-Me-Kevin, D.W. Cycloptopuss IIIEnemies: Sky Deviler, Uchu Chu, American Beetle, Silver PotatoWins/Loses: 12/28/3 G’day, mates! Picture this: disaster, like an ancient Chinese saying goes, comes right out the…
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Super Minion #96
Name: Super Minion #96Type: Concreat FistedHeight: 72 metersFavorite Artist: Taiyo MatsumotoAttack: Fist to Face, Das BootFavorite Place: Treasure TownHobbies: Breaking Wallnuts, Magnum P.I.Win/Lose/Draw: 1/6/1Allies: Cube’s PosseEnemies: All who opposse master Cube Who is the bringer of heavist minion fistacuffs? Super Minion #90 it is! Mask no hiding banger anger but stony toes can breaking the Hero tought. That cementprotection or helmet crashing high speed…
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Tikirilla
Name: TikirillaType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 9/18/1Allies: TBAEnemies: TBA Now, let me tell you a tale that’ll make your hair stand on end and get your heart racing like a jackrabbit on the run. In the coastal town of Kauhale Mauna Keokeo, there lived a daring surfer by the name of Tadd Braddly. This young…
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Yarsmenko
Name: YarsmenkoType: TBAHeight: TBAWeight: TBAAttack: TBAWin/Lose/Draw: 5/25/0Allies: Uchu ChuEnemies: TBA Uchu Chu’s College roommate. Mostly seen drunken. Things get pretty crazy at SBU. The interstellar Space Bug University (or SBU for students and faculty), is at the forefront of space research, intergalactic relations and many other admirable majors. Yarsminko Vistra Udaviki, or Yars to his friends) attended SBU on scholarship as a member…
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Referee Dundee
Born Bruce Gerald Bruce Dundee on January 3, 1983 in Kalkarindji, a a small township in Northern Territory of Australia. (Formerly called Wave Hill) The Dundee family moved to Brooklyn NY when Bruce was eight years old. Upon Moving to New York he became known as “You call that a knifeDundee”. After finishing high school,…
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Kaiju Big Battel remembered the password to their Twitch account
No, seriously… Follow Kaiju Big Battel at https://www.twitch.tv/kaijubigbattel to get updated the next time they go live!
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International Incident: Metrocon 2026 (August 1, 2026)
August 1, 2026 Tampa, FL Kaiju Big Battel is returning to METROCON 2026, and bringing big monster mayhem to Tampa Bay! Kaiju Big Battel has been called “One of the weirdest things you’ll ever pay to see!” by MTV News! An amalgamation of nostalgia, pop culture, pro-wrestling, and the utterly strange, Kaiju Big Battel is…
